Emmy: EAT IT!
Stan: I can't...it's too big...
Kenny: NO! DON'T SAY THAT!
Kyle: KENNY IS HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS AGAIN!
Kenny: NO! I SWEAR! *twitches*
Stan: *eats pizza* Ughhhhhh...
Emmy: Stan, I love you. But you need to eat this pizza! *shoves pizza down throat*
Kenny: Just one playboy...one picture, that's all I need...
Cartman: Bad Kinny! *slaps*
Kenny: Yeah...slap me like one of your french girls...
Cartman: NO! *sprays with toxic perfume*
Stan: I finished...
Emmy: *pats Stan's belly* Good boy.
Cartman: *reaches for a bacon strip*
Emily: NUH! YOU ONLY GET VEGGIES! *hands spinach*
Cartman: You bitch. *nibbles spinach*
Emmy: Okay, Kyle, walk my dog.
Dog: Woof. Bow-wow. Ruff.
Kyle: Uh...okay...*walks out with dog*
Dog: Finally, she's gone. *jumps onto Kyle*
Kyle: Wha-
Dog: I have loved you for a long time now, Kyle Broflovski. I shall not let you go. *licks*
Kyle: AUGH! I'M BEING RAPED BY A DOG!
Dog: *gets off*
Emmy: *runs outside* What's wrong? *hugs dog*
Kyle: Your...dog was...it...
Emmy: Aw, he's tired. C'mon buddy, let's go take a nap. *walks back*
Kyle: He?
Kenny: *runs outside naked* BOOBIES! BIG, FAT, JUICY, ROUND, PLUMP BOOBIES! *passes out*
Cartman: *sprays more perfume* BAD KINNY!
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