Kara's Pov
"HEL~P!!!" I screamed. "A PSYCHOPATHIC WOMAN TIED ME TO A CHAIR! And I really have to pee..."
"Well, then tell us who Jay is, and you can go pee." Blue said darkly.
"You know what? I can hold it." I told her nervously.
"Is he your boyfriend?" Blue asked in the "fangirl-voice".
"No comment."
"Do you like him?"
"No comment."
"Is he your future boyfriend but you still have to tell him yes and you want to do it in person cause your not one of those idiots who ask people out and agree to go out with someone over the phone?"
"Um... What?" I asked. "That made no sense, but I'm gonna say it anyways. No comment.
"OH MY @&$%#§* ARCEUS, KARA! JUST ANSWER THE FREAKING QUESTION!!!!" Blue screamed.
"It's complicated?" I asked/said.
Blue gasped. "Guy problems?"
"Yes, now let me pee~!" I whined.
"Oh, right."
§Thirty Minutes Later§
Blue's Pov
Boy problems? WHY THE FUDGE DIDN'T KARA SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!
That girl... Doesn't she know that I'm the best matchmaker in the world? Even though none of my favorite shipping a have gotten together yet, I'm still the best around!
Wait a minute... When I was about to get my hair dyed I asked if she's ever dyed her hair... The tips of her hair is dyed blue... I feel stupid now...
Any~ways~, I need to create the master plan to get Kara and whoever this Jay guy is together. And I know just the way to do it.
(A/N: The below is going to be Blue's plan in writing, so it's going to be in list form. If you want to be surprised by some of the things that happens, then skip ahead until you see the word "END" in bold. Also, some of the things only the list may not happen or will go completely wrong, but it's up to you on wether or not to skip it. This A/N is over. BYE!!!)
The Ultimate Matchmaking Plan
1. Steal Kara's phone.◻️
2. Find Jay's number and copy it. Put it into ones phone and contact him.◻️
3. Get him to visit (If he refuses, lie, trick, blackmail, or kidnap him to get him out here. Do what you have to do).◻️
4. Have the boys come over.◻️
5. Get everyone to play truth or dare, but rig the bottle.◻️
6. Have shippings play Seven Minutes in Heaven.◻️
7. Do not let them out until morning◻️
8. Go to a resort and have shippings share rooms (See if can get couples rooms. If not, Bribe).◻️
9. Have them get trapped in rooms a lot.◻️
10. When a shipping gets together, let them in on The Ultimate Master Plan.◻️
11. Learn many secrets about the others and try to figure out what their deepest, darkest secrets are, and DO NOT GET CAUGHT!!!◻️
12. Have much fun on the trip and make sure that none of the plans backfires.◻️
§End of List§
This is the best plan in the world.
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Me: NO HATE!!! ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS!!!
Honey: Pokespe is not owned by Ice. She only owns Kara.
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