England: If America can come clean about being a singer, then I can say this: I love to bake.
France: THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT
France: THIS NOT WHAT I PLANNED
France: AND I JUST GOTTA SAAY
France: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
France: SOMETHING IS REALLY-
Canada: Something's not right!
France, pushing Canada away: REALLY WROONG
England: You're all jerks.
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Prussia: listen well I'm ready to tell about a need that I cannot deny!
Prussia: Dudes there's no explanation for this awesome sensation but I'm ready to let it fly!
Prussia: if America can preform in a play, then I can come clean. I play the Flute!
Hungary: Hoe dont do it
Prussia: ITS AWESOME!!!1!1!1 KESESESE~~~~ *EPIC FLUTE BALLAD*
Hungary: O h my g o d
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Germany: look at me and what do you see
Japan and Italy: Intellegence beyond compare!
Germany: But inside I am stirring something strange is occurring there's a secret I need to share!
Japan: open up dig way down deep (and confess your gay love)!
Germany: Hip hop is my passion. I love to pop, and lock, jam and break!
Italy: I like to dance too!
Japan and Germany: PLEASE NO
Italy: ITS TIME FOR HETALIAN JET
Japan and Germany: WE'RE BEGGING YOU
Italy: B E GI N TH E RI T U AL
Italy: *BEGINS SATANIC DANCE* *STEALS GERMANYS AND JAPANS SOULS*
Germany and Japan: *sways lifelessly in the background*
Who approved that dance tho
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The Crack of Hetalia
FanfictionI'm an idiot with a computer so the only logical thing to do is to create a Hetalia Crack cause wHY NOT. I'm sorry in advance.
