(Sung by Canada in parody)
'Merica moves mountains
And England likes to bake
Help! England likes to bake
Oh oh keep me like France did
May nothing but war do us part
He wants to dance like KumaTherman
BEARy me 'till I confess
He wants to dance like KumaTherman
They remembers me less and less
The smell, the smell, of pancake mix
And living for eternity, oh hell yes
Divide pancakes down to the smallest they can be
Put your, put your, syrup near me
'Merica moves mountains
And England likes to bake
Help! England likes to bake
Oh oh keep me like France did
May nothing but war do us part
He wants to dance like KumaTherman
BEARy me 'till I confess
He wants to dance like KumaTherman
He remembers me less and less
The blood, the blood, the blood of the bear
Is worth two Gilberts but I don't care
And I slept in Prussia's clothes
Cause I fell asleep
But it is not what it seems
'Merica moves mountains
And England likes to bake
Help! England likes to bake
Oh oh keep me like France did
May nothing but war do us part
May I find a place
Where they call me my name?
Help me find what's mine
And maybe one day I'll be fine
May I find a place
Where they call me my name?
Help me find what's mine
And maybe one day I'll be fine
He wants to dance like KumaTherman
BEARy me 'till I confess
He wants to dance like KumaTherman
They remembers me less and less
'Merica moves mountains
And England likes to bake
Help! England likes to bake
Oh oh keep me like France did
May nothing but war do us part
'Merica moves mountains
And England likes to bake
Help! England likes to bake
Oh oh keep me like France did
May nothing but war do us part
**original song is Uma Therman by Fall Out Boy and I own nothing but this poorly made parody**
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The Crack of Hetalia
FanfictionI'm an idiot with a computer so the only logical thing to do is to create a Hetalia Crack cause wHY NOT. I'm sorry in advance.
