Chessa: MICHAEL OMFG EMERGENCY
Michael: what is it
Chessa: THE SPIDER RETURNS
Michael: the same spider?
Chessa: IDK BUT THIS ONE IS TRYING TO ATTACK ME
Michael: chess calm down. Deep breaths. Just kill it
Chessa: you dont understand. All of a sudden it just decided to appear out of fricken no where and crawl down my wall
Chessa: i thought it was a fly at first bc it was moving so fast and my walls are dark and ya but like
Chessa: it follows me and when i threaten to kill it it freezes and just stares at me and the turns around and speeds away
Michael: ... Are you talking to the spider
Chessa: im letting it know whos house its in.
Michael: im sorry but that is so cute aw chess
Chessa: shut uI DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT
Michael: have you tried killing the thing?
Chessa: i thew a pillow at it and it crawled out from under it so obviously its indestructible. My mere mortal powers wont phase it
Michael: i see. And where are you exactly?
Chessa: im on my bed looking for it with a stack of construction paper for protection
Michael: maybe it just wants to be friends :/
Chessa: look i gave him a chance. I tried to talk it out. I said "look Eduardo, it doesn't have to be this way. You can stay in my moms room and chill." BUT HE CHARGED AT ME
michael: i cant believe you gave a name to a spider omg hahhaha
Chessa: it was the polite thing to do. Hes my nemesis
Michael: oh is he?
Chessa: ITS UNDER MY BED I CANT MOVE.
Michael: jump off and stand in the corner you dipthong
Chessa: what if it crawls out right as i
jump and i squish it
Michael: then problem solved :)
Chessa: no i cant feel its tiny exo-skeleton collapse under me. Thats horrific
Michael: jump further away then
Chessa: i don't think you truly understand how fast this thing moves
Michael: look chess if i was there i would kill it for you buuuut im not so i cant really do anything
Chessa: :(((( mikey i hate spidITS ATTACKING SSBEBE
Chessa: I THINK I KILLED IT
Michael: R. I. P. Eduardo :/
Chessa: TAKE THAT YOU NINJA LEG BUG
Michael: are you really that afraid of spiders?
Chessa: omg i was crying. Theyre terrifying.
Michael: aww kitten :(
Chessa: why you gotta be like that
Michael: why wont you ever let me call you cute names:(
Chessa: bc its awkward
Michael: but like why though
Chessa: bc idk it is you dickweed
Michael: whatever imma call you kitten and princess and sugartits till the day you die
Chessa: NO thats not even cute thats just annoying i s2g clifford i will end you
Michael: cuz your so strong right *note sarcasm*
Chessa: ur so mean
Chessa: im crying for real
Chessa: im hurting inside
Chessa: how dare u
Michael: im not the one who cried over a spider
Chessa: it was a big spider :/
Michael: yknow what else is big?
Chessa: your ego?
Michael :OUCH
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This made no sense BUT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED OK I WAS JUST TRYING TO SLEEP AND THEN THIS LITTLE DEMON CREATURE ATTACKED. It was literally so fast omg.
21k woooo
