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Chessa: THErE IS A VERY BIG SpIDER WHaT DO I DO
Michael: what?
Chessa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT? THERES A SPIDER
Michael: where?
Chessa: jesus christ why are you asking so many questions?
Michael: to be fair you've asked the same amount of questions so
Chessa: GOD DAMMIT MICHAEL. What do i do? Theres a spider in my window and i cant see it bc it crawled into the little area thing and my window is right by my bed.
Chessa: what if it crawls into my mouth while i sleep And i EAT IT?!?!
Chessa: or it could crawl down my throat and bite my esophagus ?!?! I could DIE
Michael: that wont happen. Just go to sleep
Chessa: you really don't get it do you? It could decide that my nose holes are its new homes and it lays its eggs in my brain
Michael: omg chess calm down. 1. Why would it need 2 homes and 2. Its probably just as scared as you are. Just go to sleep and it wont BUG you
Chessa: i hate you literally so much
Michael: if it BUGging you that much just sleep on the couch or something
Chessa: stop with the insect puns before i find a scorpion and ship it to your front door in a pretty box. You'll be like "oh whats this?" And you'll open up the box and the scorpion will be all angry from the moving an stuff that it'll jump up and bite your face
Michael: scorpions don't bite. They sting.
Chessa: whatever. Im gonna make a bed on the couch
Michael: oh. Like i suggested?
Chessa: shut up dick head
Michael: rude
Chessa: wait a minute
Michael: what?
Chessa: whats wrong?
Michael: what do you mean?
Chessa: your not talking as much. You don't seem interested. Your always interested . Whats up?
Michael: nothing
Chessa: see that right there? That means somethings wrong. What is it
Michael: its nothing
Chessa: mikey pls
Michael: chess
Chessa: mikey
Michael: nothings wrong. Im fine. Honest
Chessa: if you don't wanna talk about it thats fine. Just tell the truth Michael because i know your lying
Michael: i think I'm just gonna go
Chessa: what? Why? What did i do?
Michael: its nothing you did. Im busy
Chessa: psh whatever. Fine go
Michael: bye
Chess: bye
Michael: i love you
