january twenty seventh, two thousand and fourteen
Robert
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Marco: yoooooooooooooooooo
Marco: wasssssaaaaap
Robert: spongebobs penis now go away
Marco: holt sir
Robert: wat
Marco: hold the fUCK up
Robert: chill
Marco: no yOU chill or i will stick sbongebobs penis up your nostrils
Marco: listen
Robert: ok
Marco: what's going on
Robert: nothing
Marco: bullshit
Robert: im being honest here
Marco: i have spongebobs penis with me
Robert: okay okay
Robert: imkindajealousthatmeredithwentonadateandimjealousbecauseireallylikeher
Marco: lol okay
Marco: wAIT she wENT ON A DATE?!!?!111?!|!
Robert: yeah
Marco is typing...
Marco: well
Marco: you're fucked
Robert: i know.. ever since anna left there's no hope for me..
Marco: hEEY mate theres loads of other girls
Robert: i know, i know..
Robert: sOOOOOOOOOO
Marco: what
Robert: any luck with girls?
Marco: nope.. they use me so i tend to stay away from the subject
Robert: dont worry, woody. you'll find your way.
Marco: i guess
Marco: tHIS is getting deeper than the sea lets stop before we drown
Robert: okey
Marco: enough about me, go speak with your lover
Robert: funny.
Marco: remember i have spongebobs penis
Robert: go away lmao
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Robert: hallo
Meredith: ayee
Robert: how is you
Meredith: good you?
Robert: im good.
Robert: so how was the date?
Meredith: it was great!
Robert: that's awesome! tell me what happened aha
Meredith: he was decent looking and he was kind and polite but i've been warned by good friend - who is his neighbour - that he isn't the best at relationships unless you show him how.
Meredith: but apparently many girls have tried but no success.
Meredith: shame really..
Robert: some of us just cant deal with love like others can, i guess.
Meredith: yeah..
Robert: anywayyyy
Robert: do you watch pll?
Meredith: no..
Robert: aww boo you
Meredith: vat did u say bich
Robert: boo you
Meredith: fite mi
Robert: lol ok
and thus, robert ended up killing meredith.
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blunder || r.lewandowski
Fanfictionblunder noun 1. a stupid or careless mistake. "he stopped, finally aware of the terrible blunder he had made." verb 1. make a stupid or careless mistake; act or speak clumsily. "he knew he'd blundered." in which footballer robert...
