A/N - if you're wondering, the chapter count is in welsh btw <3
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january twenty second, two thousand and fourteen
Meredith
--------------Meredith: i'm hungry lol
Robert: oH so thaTS your name
Meredith: no its meredith
Robert: cool name
Robert: but mines cooler
Meredith: uhm
Meredith is typing...
Meredith: no..
Robert: yes
Meredith: no
Robert: yes
Meredith: no
Robert: yes
Meredith: i have more vowels
Robert: shit.
Meredith: inner peace, child
Robert: you're probably younger than me anyway..
Meredith: i'm 23 lol
Robert: told you i'm older
Meredith: how old are you?
Robert: 25 aha.
Meredith: sigh
Robert: are you polish by any chance?
Meredith: no
Robert: german?
Meredith: no
Robert: uhm belgain?
Meredith: half belgian but that's not where i live
Robert: do you even european
Meredith: it's apart but some people don't count it as apart of the EU. it's confusing..
Robert: so you're british?
Meredith: yes but what part of britain?
Robert: ireland?
Meredith: no
Robert: england?
Meredith: no
Robert: scotland?
Meredith: no
Robert: where are you from omfg
Meredith: wales
Robert: df is that? do you mean whales?
Meredith: it's next to england
Robert: oh sorry i thought you actually meant like an actual whale but you were joking obviously you live in wales i'm truly sorry omfg i will jump off a cliff if you want
Meredith: it's fine no need to kill yourself
Robert: oh okay good because i actually didn't want to do it anyway
Meredith: what
Robert: so
Robert: since i've never heard what a walish accent sounds like
Meredith: it's welsh..
Robert: shit sorry
Meredith: it's okay
Meredith: i get it a lot
Robert: so anyway, since i don't know what a wELSH accent sounds like, why don't i call you?
Meredith: sorry my receptions bad
Robert: I know you can call me
Meredith: oh dear
Meredith: i live in Wales. the place where there isn't a lot of reception unless you're in South Wales..
Meredith: i'm in West Wales and the accents here are strong af m8 you don't even know.
Robert: so north walians are much stronger?
Meredith: how'd you know they're called that?
Robert: i researched while you where typing
Meredith: oh
Robert: i'm smart
Meredith: anyway it'll be a miracle if you could understand them. if they're from the west side of north wales obviously..
Robert: i've got to leave for training, mere
Meredith: ohhh cool for what? memes? sex?
Robert: football lol
Meredith: what team? if you don't mind me asking..
Robert: ahem
Robert is typing...
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A/N - GUYS SO I WENT TO A SPORTS DAY TODAY AND THERE WAS THIS GUY AND WITH SUNGLASSES ON HE LOOKED LIKE MARCO REUS NO JOKE SO I TOLD MY FRIENDS AND THEY AGREED WITH ME BUT WITHOUT SUNGLASSES HE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE HIM SO YEA I KIND OF MET MARCO IT WAS COOL BUT HE WAS SPEAKING WELSH SO IT OBVIOUSLY WEREN'T HIM AHA BYE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER ILY
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