Jaune Multiverse 2

33: Jaune Lantern 3

Ruby: I hope it wasn't as bad as you say.

Jessica: it's a whole lot worse.

Yang: what was Jauney boy's reaction to that?

Jessica: he gave him a kick in the jewels for me.

Blake: yeeesh.

Weiss: how uncivilized.

Whitley: it's called payback sister you might want to learn it.

Kilowog: hey there poozers.

Ganthet: and you must be Jessica Cruz of Earth.

Jessica: um hi.

Ganthet: and you are Jaune Arc of Remnant.

Jaune: yes.

Ganthet: as far as anything is concerned only one Green Lantern is assigned to a Sector but that's not what I'm here for.

Jaune: then why are you here? You didn't come to the edge of the known galaxy just for idle chat.

Ganthet: that Ring you possess is not supposed to be given for it's a museum piece.

But it chose you.

Jaune: so what? I'm an unofficial Green Lantern.

Ganthet: in a manner of speaking yes. If Appo was here he would demand obstinately for you to surrender that ring.

But I came here to make you an offer.

Jaune: if it pulls me away from......

He looked at Jessica with a side eye so she wouldn't notice

Jaune: here no deal.

Ganthet: it's not permanent. But you must also experience time off world. And you might even enjoy a change of pace.

I just need you for a few missions and you can come home.

Kilowog: you should take it kid. The Guardians aren't known for making offers.

Jaune: I don't know if I've been watching far too much spy thrillers. But I have a feeling that you need a Green Lantern for something Off Record.

Ganthet remained silent

Ozpin: oh boy...I hope it's nothing similar to my cluster fuck.

Glynda: Oz language.

Ozpin: oh shush Headmistress.

Until the silence is Broken by him laughing

Kilowog never seen a Guardian exhibit this level of emotion

Ganthet: why is it that us immortals can't be as creative as you humble mortals.

You have such amazing imaginations and at times Correct at the same time.

Yes I have some investigations pertaining to the safety of the galaxy and I need someone not part of the system.

Jaune: let me guess Red Tape?

Kilowog crosses his arms and shakes his head

Kilowog: like I always say if you want nothing done, Form a Committee.

Robyn: just look at the councils.

Theresa: there is even bureaucracy and delays in Terra's governing bodies.

Amiya: I had to file a lot of papers just speaking with Miss Chen.

Chen: it's Procedure.

Lin: a waste of time and effort.