Random Book of Random Hashtags

#eHarmony

maybe i am

gimme a minute

oh ok next question

no i havent used a dating site before

i tried, but OKCupid hates me

"Remember, just be yourself and have fun!"

wow thanks for that that was so encouraging now ill get married and have lots of bebbies

how warm am I?

emotionally or physically

hmm

let's go with

somewhat

a little above somewhat, i guess

and i'll be super duper clever

k not really, but, like, a little over average

yeah we're gonna be dominant

dont know when i changed "I" to "we" but I guess you guys are suffering through this with me now

outgoing? yeh sure

woah tyler stop being deep i dont need an existential crisis im trying to fill out a dating thing geez

kay, maxwell is gonna be moderately conflict-avoidant

we gon be unpredictable

LETS BE UNPREDICTABLE *cue 5sos music*

oh lovely now Tyler is throwing a toy piano into a river

loooovely

not affectionate but maybe that can change at some point during the character arc

let's say not very loyal

that'll make for some great betrayal

very witty, too

how can hannah write a book without someone constantly being sarcastic

that's, like

impossible

kay max isnt very sensitive or generous tbh