How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Prologue

I have decided to place here a disclaimer for the following book.

This is not about the Zombie Apocalypse. 

This book is a collection of short stories that I have written over the past few years in creative writing.

I named the book after one of the stories I wrote, but the zombies end there.

I'm sorry for any confusion.

This book does however contain several satires, parodies, nonsensical and random plot twists, and dragons.  And yes, there is a short guide to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.