Announcer: "Princess Rap Battle! Cinderella!"
Cinderella: *clicks her glass shoes together*
announcer: "Vs. Mulan!"
Mulan: *puts hands on hips then raises her eyebrows and grins*
announcer: "let the rap battle begin!"
Cinderella: "So you left your home and lost all of your dignity,
To see how you really looked on the inside,
You thought you'd find infinity,
Instead you found indignity,
When Chang found out you lied,
You let it out and cried,
'Oh, boo hoo, what do I do?
I've messed it all up and that's only the truth!'
Once you saved China, they considered you their hero,
But before that, your score was like, zero!
Mulan: "If that's how you rap, you don't stand a chance!
Cause' you're wrapped up in some, stupid dance,
When Step Mom ruled the house,
You had no power!
You were just the little drudge who was mixing the flour!
You were the house maid, did everything you're told,
You were just being manipulated under Step Mom's control,
The only thing mad about me is my skills,
As for you, you can't survive just one little thrill!"
Cinderella: "That's totally untrue!
I lost both of my parents,
But why should I share my feelings with you?
I can't stand the fact that you're always being so gory,
I have so much more of a powerful story!
I put Disney on its feet
That's why I've got you beat,
There's nothing you can do,
To stop me from beating you!
Your inside character is totally a bluff,
It's so completely obvious,
Since you're always being so gruff!"
Mulan: "You think you're so fantastic,
But no, you're really drastic!
You may have glass shoes,
But you're always being so blue,
You may have been humble,
But when you took a tumble,
You lost your glass shoe,
So the prince came after you!
I fight with swords and it always impresses,
You're just a blonde house maid in sparkly dresses!"
Cinderella/Mulan: *give each other dirty looks*
announcer:" who would you like to see rap battle? please comment below!"
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Hey guys! thanks for reading! please let me know who you would like to see rap battle:)
pssst! The song at the top is supposed to be listened to while reading :)
