A/n - this is a dm chapter so u get to know the behind the scenes for the last few chapters
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Earth: Mercury
mercunty
cunty
Mercury: CUNTY??
Earth: lmao
anyways im bored lets roleplay
Mercury: are u that lonely
this is the FIFTH time we roleplayed again
Earth: yeah but none of them was smut
Mercunty: still
Earth: can we atleast hang out
Mercury: sure ig
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Saturn: and then mars told me about what jupiter and neptune did!! :C
Uranus: im sorry to hear that saturn
Saturn: im so angry at jupiter !! >:C
Uranus: are u sure that he deffo did it
Saturn: mars sent a picture tho??
he wouldnt to me?? would he??
Uranus: i mean as in if he REALLY wanted to do it
or if it was like a challenge or smth
Saturn: propbably not
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Earth: Balls
Mars: what do u want
Earth: you 😎
Mars: 1. ive got a boyfriend
2. never use that emoji again
Earth: 1. i know
2. its a JOKE
Mars: yeah ik
Earth: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Mars: ..
Earth: anywayssss
lets hangout
Mars: thats what u just wanted to ask me..
Earth: yep
Mars: sure then
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Jupiter: VENUS.
Venus: what
Jupiter: ITS UR FUCKING FAULT WHY SATURN BROKE UP WITH ME. IF IT WASNT FOR U I STILL WOULDVE BEEN WITH LIKE THE MOST PRETTIEST AMAZING PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WISH... read more
Venus: cool!
Jupiter: ...
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ROLEPLAY OF EARTH AND MERCURY (smut)
vvv
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Earth: *meows cutely*
*takes off trousers*
Mercury: *blushes a lot*
*bites lips while looking at Earth's nine incher and takes off trousers*
Earth: *leans agains wall, looking at mercury*
Mercury: *inserts dick into earths dilf ass*
Earth: Ngh! M-Mercury!~
Mercury: *shoves it in harder*
Earth: A-Augh...f-faster!~
Mercury: *pushes it in and out in a fast pace*
Earth: Mm~
Mercury: *cums in earths ass*
Earth: Ah...Mercury...~
Mercury: *in a whisper* i wanna fuck u so badly
Earth: *blushes*
Mercury: *holds waist while fucking*
Earth: *moans loudly*
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A/n - I REGRET DOING THAT ROLEPLAY UGHHHH I CANT WRITE SMUTTTT
No ukulele today guys...😔
BTW DID U NOTICE SOMETHING W MERCURY IN THE DMS??