Night 1.
A scene shows Lance and Logan playing Cod and Lance asked him a question
Lance: Hey yo real talk does it hurt for Blitz to wipe with those pointy ass fingers?
Logan: You know I don't really-
And a Burgler busts in the room waving a gun around
Burglar: Alright don't nobody move!
Lance tries to leave but
Burglar: Oh No no no no! Bring that ass back here Chinaman!
Logan: Da Fuck?!
He throws him a bag
Burglar: Grab your shit and put it in the bag starting with the PS5, try anything and blood will be splattered all over this room!
He said as his clip fell out of the gun he then looked back up to see Logan and Lance armed to the teeth
Lance:(Smug) It sure will
*Cocks guns*
Night 2.
Poker night, Lance Logan were playing poker with Lance's grandpa Ken Who fought in Okinawa on the other side
Lance:(Gives up) I fold
Ken: Ha Haaa! Full house cocksuckers! Gimme that pot
But Logan puts down a straight flush
Lance: Straight flush.
Ken: Oh fuck me right in the ass!
Logan: Eat it bitches!
Lance: Some pokerface you are.
Ken: This is it, this is dementia.
Lance: What are you talking about, gramps? You don't have to dementia.
Ken: Wait This isn't a hallucination?
Lance: Of course not.
Ken: Wait, the fucking The White Furry is real!
He pointed to Logan and aimed a Revolver as Logan did the same in defense
Lance: Oh shit... here we go again.
Ken: NOT TODAY WHITEY!!!
Logan: FUCK YOU OLD MAN!!!
Night 3.
One night gramps opens his mouth
Ken: Ow! my Aching ball sack.
Lance: Yo what's up gramps you need something?
Ken: Yeah I need you and the white furry (points to Logan) to scram out of the room.
Logan: Da fuck!
Lance: What for?
Ken: Because Your next door neighbor Janice is coming over to give me that fuck fuck Nine thousand.
Lance:(Disgusted) Okay, first of all, I'm not Even gonna bother correcting what you just said! And secondly, you're off your meds if you think I'm gonna let you borrow this room for that, I got kids.
Ken: So that's it You're just gonna block my antiquated cock!
Lance: I'm sorry. Gramps, but you're gonna have to clap those geriatric cheeks somewhere else.
Logan snickers and then puts his thumb down and Ken noticed
Ken: You got something to say furry fucker?
Lance: Don't you do it!
Logan uses sign language and imitates something going limp
Ken:(Grunts)
Lance: Okay, Gramps, let's just keep a cool head here okay?
Logan does it again
Ken: Yeah, I'll keep a cool head right after I put a bullet in this fuckers!
He points the shot gun at Logan as he grabs a revolver and they start shooting each other.
Ken: Who's laughing now you furry prick!!!
Night 4.
Second robbery
Logan and Lance are playing Pokémon on retro ds's
Lance: Bro I swear to God if you keep using hypnosis and dream meter one more time. I'm gonna ring your neck with the link cable!
Burglar:(Bursts in) All right, everybody run those pockets!!
Lance tries to go for the gun but fails.
Burglar: Oh No, no, no, no.*Pumps shotgun* That gun stays right underneath Chinaman.(Unraps a garbage bag) Now very slowly unplug that PS5 and drop it in the bag. Make any sudden moves And those kneecaps get blown a bits!!
*Cocks revolver*
He looks to see Logan holding a revolver to his kneecaps He then looks back at Lance who has holding on SMG.
Lance:*Exales* They sure will.
*Cocks Smg*
Night 5.
It then shows Lance scrolling on the screen on the PS5
Lance: Bro there is literally no games to play.
The controller then stops scrolling down Lance keeps flicking down but nothing
Lance: The hell's up with my controller?
Horny Controller: Oh, fuck! why'd you stop?
Lance: HEEEEY!!!
Horny Controller: Ah Jesus buddy, keep flicking my stick.
Lance: How about a flick this 45.!!
Horny Controller: AHHHH!!
The controller then bites Lance on the leg.
Lance: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Logan Tries to get the gun, but he keeps messing up and drop it.
Lance: Get it off!! Get it off!! Get this fuckin (bashes his leg against the dresser bit looks like he's humping the dresser) Thing! Off! Me!
End.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Helluva boss And the speed demon
Fanfichelluva boss is not owned my me just making another story with my oc character Logan Silas Maverick join him in his adventure to his harem and witness his enemies Defeated (Vivzipop owns helluva boss)
