(Intro above)
(BlitzØ's pov)
"Snoring"
???: WAKE UP!!
BlitzØ: Aahhhhhh!!(Looks at Logan) Christ on a stick, your gonna give me a heart attack.
Logan: you've been down here for too long Blitz, it's time to film and tour the house, everyone's already upstairs come on.
BlitzØ: I'm tired let me sleep
I go back to sleep but Logan grabs my legs and shakes me around like a towel and I scream.
(No ones pov)
Everyone was here in the house Ali, Blitz, Mixxie, Millie, Marcy, Loona, Vortex Cyclone,Colin,Coco, apple, Verosika, Kiki, Milky, Ace, Josh, and Kat in there pajamas and robes, as Logan stands infront of them as they tour thru the house as Blitz was filming there in the kitchen first
Logan: and this is the kitchen, where you get all the food and there's the pantry where we can put all the dry food and store it for later.
Kat: I know its just,(points to his room) my room is right there and if I want to leave(points to the frontdoor) theres the door, so I kinda have to you know go through the kitchen when I leave the house.
Logan: Kat, I don't believe that you leave the house, because I heard some things coming from your room, and they all sounded lewd.
Kat blushes as everyone looks at him, as they go to the instrumental room where some musical equipment is there
Logan: this is the instrumental room, if you ever hear me or my copies doing instrumental work, like singing drumming and guitar playing here is where we go.
Ace: damn man, I didn't know you played drums.
Logan: Ace, I'm going to be honest with you, I could do a little finesse
Logan then drums Believer as the music in the background plays
(Drumming believer 0:00 to 3:23)
they now go to the living room
Logan: and here is the living room, this is where we will be on our breaks, or at least some family friendly things.
BlitzØ: Didn't you almost take my loonie on that couch?
Logan and Loona Blush and get mad and turn it towrds Blitz
Loona: You watched us you sicko?!
Verosika: what is wrong with you?!
Logan: Blitz! this is why you're such a creepy fuck.
BlitzØ: why you mad that I watched, why aren't you mad at Cyclone! She watched while she masturbated!
Cy blushes after he said that
Cyclone: I was looking for my jacket! I didn't know they in the room until the last minute.
Logan: unlike you she said sorry(Don't worry will punish her in the future if you know what I mean😏), damn it Blitz you half baked potato fu-
It cuts off to being in the basement Logan holding a skeleton and sitting on the couch everyone's on there being bag chairs or recliners or couch in general while Blitz is filming he has a black eye now cuz he had to open his fucking mouth.
Logan: and this is the basement, this is half of everything I had in storage and I wasn't gonna to let anything go to waste so yeah, and I mean you've seen it(points to Blitz) cuz I mean you literally live down here.
BlitzØ:(Sarcastically) wow thank you for your generosity for locking me down here.
Logan: I'm going to ignore that sarcasm, and hey even previous owner here(gesters to the skeleton in his arms) he's a good guy.
Logan then throws the skeleton in the corner and then goes to the other room in the basement
Millie: What's this room hun?
Logan: oh yeah, my Creator made this room, Watch what it does, Alexa, sex.
Guys and Marcy: wait what?!
The room then turns pink and then unfolds from the ground a massive bed with candles and some mood music as the girls all look at Logan as the guys and Marcy make their way out
Logan: oh relax, nothing's going to happen today.
Girls:(Disappointed) awwww
Logan: I know, I know, but don't worry there might be more in the future
(Swimmuffin: we'll see)
Next they are upstairs where there are four bedrooms
Logan: welcome upstairs, as you can tell the room door we're in front of is my room and the door beside it, that's the bathroom.
BlitzØ: can we go look-
Logan: do not go in there! Only women I like are allowed in there, if you ain't on the list you're out.
They then go check out the other rooms two doors in the hallway
Logan: that's where the boys will be staying in, and the door in front of them is the door to Marcy's room, Stay the fuck out of there if you know what's good for you(Looks at Blitz)
BlitzØ: it was one time.
Logan: I bet you did the same thing in some other parallel universe.
(Swimmuffin: "Cough" "cough" Ansonsauer "Cough" "Cough" huge fan "Cough" "cough")
Logan: and as you can see this room is just full of spare clothes, just in case if we find ourselves, in a dire situation.
Vortex: well what's up there man(point to the attic)
Logan: you know I'm not sure? I'm going to take a look you guys just go back to sleep if you want.
(Logan's pov)
I was in the Attic looking around it was a lot of old furniture and some strange box two letters carved in a heart L+L I then take out a bobby pin and pick the lock it opens and I see something
Logan: huh old love letters to Lucifer and Lilith huh, this must have been the old house.
He then accidentally finds a picture of Lilith in a bikini his eyes wide open as he sees picture of the queen of hell in a bikini that was too small for her
Logan: damn Lucifer, you scored yourself a MILF, Gaud dayyyyymn, she has a nice body.
???: well thank you.
Logan: no problem.
His expression then turns to a "wait what the?" he then turns to see the queen of hell right behind him with lustful eyes and bites her lip as she looks at Logan he then turns to the screen and goes
Logan: oh fuck-
End
(Outro)
Swimmuffin: ps my muffins I think I forgot to mention, if you want me to more lemons I'll try but like I said I'm a little bad
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Helluva boss And the speed demon
फैनफिक्शनhelluva boss is not owned my me just making another story with my oc character Logan Silas Maverick join him in his adventure to his harem and witness his enemies Defeated (Vivzipop owns helluva boss)
