I am not mentally ill, you are
Also this is a short one because I'm just dumping some random shit 💔💔💔
Earth listens to vocaloid and mitski because I said so 👹👹👹🐺🐺🐺😈😈😈
ALSO MELANIE MARTINEZ (specifically the crybaby album)Okay seriously he'd listen to almost anything his earthlings would make (emphasis on almost...)
He definitely self-sabotages alot even before the Earth Alone arc.
When he first saw the Sputnik 1 satellite (the first artificial satellite), he thought it was an asteroid at first and was so ready to accept fate before remembering his earthlings made it.
Okay thats all I'm hungry :(
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Random SB Earth stuff
FanfictionWatch me go batshit about our planet being sentient Probably includes: Headcanons Analysis Probably oneshots (if i feel like it) Infodumps Maybe ships sometimes