Jute dedo Paise lelo👞💸😂

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(Then naira ki paltan se naira keheti hai)
Naira- dekho tum sab us mendhak or uske sathiyo ke picha karo or jo information mile woh aake mujhe batao
All girls- okay!!
(then sab jate hai or unhe pata chal jata hai ki unhone joote kaha chupay hai then or naira ko bata dete hai)
naira- aab toh tu gaya bacchu😎
(then naira or baki ladki wale chori chupe joote le lete hai or kahi or chupa dete hai)
kartik- mai jara jooto par eek najar maarkar aata hu kahi un logo ne dhoond na liya ho
all boys- okay...
(tab hi Manish kartik ko bula leta hai)
manish- kartik beta eek min idhar aana
kartik- papa mai thodi der baad aa sakta hu Kya
manish- aabhi aao or jaldi aao
kartik- okay okay aap itna dyp...I mean hyper kiu ho jate ho aabhi aa raha hu
vikram- koi baat nahi tu ja joote mai dekhkar aata hu
kartik- hmm ok
(then jab vikram waha dekhta hai toh joote wahi hote hai)
vikram- aacha hua yahi par hai
(then kartik aa jata hai)
kartik- Kya hua joote sahi salamat hai na
vikram- haan haan
kartik- jara dikha mujhe
(jab kartik dhyan se dekhta hai toh use pata chalta hai ki joote nakli hai)
kartik- omg!!
vikram- Kya hua
kartik- Arre yeh bhai ke joote nahi hai yeh joote nakli hai
vikram- what!!! lekin unhe kaise pata chala ki joote yaha the jo woh chori karke le gaye
kartik- yeh ladki wale bohot chalak hai pakka naira ne hi koi plan banaya hoga
vikram- hmmm...toh aab hum Kya kare
kartik- joota toh mai lekar rahunga chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
naira- pehele dhoodh ke dikhao mister.....
kartik- you miss cheater
naira- oh hello cheater mat bulao mujhe
kartik- mai toh bulaonga cheater cheater cheater naira is a cheater she is a cheater CHEATER.....
naira- oh hello khud looser ho or dusro ko cheater bulate ho
kartik- oh you hello mujhe looser mat bulao warna
naira- warna Kya karoge mai toh bulaungi tumhe looser looser looser looser kartik is a looser he is a looser LOOSER!!!
Vikram/Gayu- Shut up!!! bas karo tum dono
(then dono aalag aalag raaste mai chale jate hai then kuch der baad shubham aata hai)
shubham- hey guys!!! mujhe pata chal gaya ki joota kaha hai or dekho mujhe mil bhi gaya
kartik- lekin kaise!!!
shubham- kaise pata chala kisse pata chala woh sab chodo or chalo ise kahi chupate hai
kartik- no aab kahi nahi chupayenge ise aapne saath hi rakhenge
vikram- haan yeh thik rahega un logo ki Itni himmat nahi hai ki humse le sake joote
kartik- nahi unmai himmat toh bohot hai Hume sambhal ke rehena padega
(then naira ke pass aakar gayu bolti hai)
gayu- naira humne jaha joote chupaya the woh waha nahi hai
naira- is mendhak ki toh mai aab uske kidney mai heart attack na karwa diya toh mera naam bhi naira nahi
(then song shuru hota hai)

(then yahi sab hota hai or shadi khatam naksh or kirti sab bado ka ashirwad lete hai)

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