(it was meant to be day but i misspelt it)
(anyways you can guess what happens in this chapter)
cody is online
cody: i think tits and balls are lame
gwen is online
gwen: i actually hate women, #straightandproud
izzy is online
izzy: i am mentally well and a completely sane individual
trent is online
trent: i probably dont have ocd and i fucking hate the number nine ew
lindsay is online
lindsay: i could never forget anyones name, especially not tylers
tyler is online
tyler: i love chickens so much like i want a chicken as a pet or something
alejandro is online
alejandro: im literally so nice idek what the word manipulation means
heather is online
heather: ive never been bald in my life
beth is online
beth: im like the tallest person on total drama ngl
sadie is online
sadie: i think katie should khs
katie is online
katie: i think sadie should khs
justin is online
justin: im so fucking ugly i hate myself
courtney is online
courtney: im like so kind, so nice and caring, im not a bitch at all
bridgette is online
bridgette: if i was put on a surfboard and sent into the ocean i would probably piss myself scared
geoff is online
geoff: parties are for fucking freaks
sierra is online
sierra: i dyed my hair for a perfectly normal and not weird reason
eva is online
eva: i love everyone here
ezekiel is online
ezekiel: im probably the most overrated one here like everyone loves me
dj is online
dj: all of you are the worst
harold is online
harold: im so dumb i dont even know how to spell buaetiful
harold: beuatiful
harolf: beayutiful
leshawna is online
leshawna: i deserved to be voted off in season 1 and should have been voted off earlier
owen is online
owen: im one of the least fatshamed characters in this whole thing, i probably deserve so much worse
noah is online
noah: im literally straight like men disgust me im actually horny asf for women
duncan is online
duncan: im such a loved character, and i dont have any accounts on any app dedicated to hate towards me. i also have such long legs and such a short torso, its not terrifying at all
(oopsies almost forgot that theres emma from rr in this one too)
emma is online
emma: i hate my sister so much, i wish she was never born. ive also never experienced any breakup that left me basically scarred for months or even years
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idek why i made this i just wanted a choter for april fools
uh i MIGHT make a better april fools themed one on a diff book or this one but its not a guarantee cause im lazy as balls
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