Cody: guys..
Cody: I got someone pregnant..
Gwen: cody what the actual fuck are you yapping on about
Gwen: are you being serious
Cody: yeah..
Cody: i actually got soneone pragnat
Gwen: bro i thiguht you were gay..
Gwen: who is it
Cody: why would i tell you
Cody: or anyone
Cody: who it is
Gwen: maybe if you knocked some girl up
Gwen: might wanna know who
Gwen: you dont even know how to take care if a child ffs
Cody: uh yeah i can
Cody: im actually really good with children
Gwen: you cant even take care of yourself bro..
Gwen: if you didnt live with noah youd be surviving off of bugs n shit
Gwen: youd provably be homeless tbh
Cody: uh fuck you
Gwen: no thanks
Gwen: dont wanna be pregnant too ❤️
Cody: fucj
Gwen: oh yeah does noah even know about this
Cody: uhhhh
Cody: no..
Gwen: suppose you better tell him then
Cody: perhaps
Cody: ehhhh
Cody: maybe not
Gwen: BRO UR GONNA HAVE A CHILD
Gwen: YOU DONT THINK HE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT IT??
Cody: uhhh
Cody: no?
Gwen: omdss
Gwen: fuck it you cant even take care of a child
Gwen: i hope the girl takes fully custody if that kid bro
Cody: erm actually the person said that i would take full custody of the kid when its born, the parent is just gonna leave
Cody: "what you deserve for getting me pregnant, not my fault" is what they said
Gwen: FUCK
Gwen: irresponsible asf parent
Gwen: you better start learning how to take care of a child
Gwen: you got 9 months bro
Cody: uh actually..
Gwen: fuck dont tell me what i think youre gonna tell me
Cody: i have a month till its here.. 😇
Gwen: FUCKING HELL CODY
Gwen: SO YOUVE KEPT THIS A SECRET FOR 8 FUCKING MONTHS??
Cody: I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT I IMPREGNATED THE FUCKER
Gwen: OKAY DONT GOTTA CALL HER A FUCKER
Gwen: THATS THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD FFS
Cody: OKAY BUT NGL BROS A FUCKING HOE
Cody: SLEEPS WITH LOADS OF MEN
Cody: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW
Gwen: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS KIDS YOURS THEN?
Cody: bro came to my fucking house with proof
Gwen: man youve got it bad this time theres no going back from this..
Izzy is online
Izzy: heard that codys with child whats happening
Izzy: cody did you get pregnant
Cody: no, but i got soneone pregnant
Izzy: oh i thoguht you were pregnant 🫃
Cody: bro im a man..
Cody: youve literally seen my dick before..
Izzy: oh yeah
Gwen: WOAH WOAH SLOW DOWN THERE WHAT
Gwen: SHES SEEN YOUR DICK?!?!?!?!?!
Izzy: yeah
Cody: okay i can explain
Gwen: YOU BETTER EXPLAIN OH MY FUCK..
Cody: okay so one time we had a sleepover right and i was in the bathroom changing and i forgot to lock the door..
Cody: you can imagine what comes next..
