A Hundred Ways To Kill A Heartthrob [MTL] (Completed)

Travel Squirrel Diary 1-3

Travel Squirrel Diary (Part 1)

I have been living with a nine-tailed fox since I became conscious. The nine-tailed fox is called Fu Jiuyin. He said he is my uncle, so I usually call him uncle.

But I felt a little strange because he was a nine-tailed fox and I was just a snow squirrel. I once asked him this question, but he told me that I am also a fox, just a fox that looks different. As long as I practice hard, my remaining eight tails will grow out.

Is he lying to kids?

How could a mature snow squirrel like me believe such lies?

Fu Jiuyin, this nine-tailed fox, is usually very lazy and does nothing. He doesn't practice or hunt. He catches me and licks my fur every day. He licks my clean squirrel fur until it's wet. This makes me a little angry. , but I can’t beat him.

He didn't practice cultivation himself, but he urged me to practice every day. He even showed me a painting and asked me to follow the face of the person in the painting when I transformed into a human form.

"Who is this?" I asked him, looking at the person in the painting.

Fu Jiuyin also looked at the painting, his eyes seemed a bit nostalgic, "This is what you will look like in the future."

Lying to children again.

The person in this painting also has dragon horns. It must be that this stinky fox is too fond of this person and wants to use me as a substitute. Can I bear this? Of course not, especially when I accidentally bumped into Fu Jiuyin and was in love with that painting, I decided to run away from home.

If you stay here any longer, something bad will definitely happen.

I packed my favorite hazelnuts and pine cones, put on my storage ring and sneaked away. Sneaking out of the forbidden area was much easier than I thought. I sneaked out into a monk's sleeve.

The monk was clean-looking, but he seemed a little silly. I climbed up his trouser legs and climbed all the way into his sleeves, but he didn't notice my presence.

After leaving the forbidden area, I was about to jump off my sleeves, but at this moment, the monk suddenly raised his hand, and I rolled it in my sleeves a few times.

I also heard someone talking outside, "Brother Xie, have you signed the contract? Are you out so soon?"

"I didn't see anything I liked, so I won't sign it. Come back next time." This voice seemed to come from the owner of my hidden sleeve.

It sounds pretty good.

But it sounds nice and has nothing to do with me. I don't want to stay with a monk. I carefully climbed to the cuff. Seeing that the height was not high, I was ready to jump down. This time, I jumped into someone's hand.

Suddenly my eyes met.

"Little squirrel, when did you get into my sleeve?" It was the owner of the sleeve.

I blinked and decided to pretend not to understand.

Fu Jiuyin told me that each of these monks was worse than the last, and they were the best at tricking monsters into signing contracts with them, especially the male monks. None of them were good, and they would take advantage of others.

I felt strange at that time and asked Fu Jiuyin how he knew.

But he kept silent and only told me to listen to him.