Alebrije: Roger, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Roger: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Roger: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Roger, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Roger: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Roger: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
Roger: Alebrije is playing hard to get.
Roger: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Roger: Well, Alebrije and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Roger: That's right... We kissed!
Alebrije: If it's any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.
Roger: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
*at 3am*
Roger: *runs into Alebrije's room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Alebrije: *wakes up* Dude!
Roger: *cackles*
Baba Yaga: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Alebrije* What the fuck, Roger?
Roger: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
Baba Yaga: Okay, what does A stand for?
Alebrije: Arson.
Baba Yaga: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Alebrije: Barson.
Roger: *laughter*
Baba Yaga: What stands for C?
Alebrije: Commit arson.
Roger: Oooo. Baba Yaga: D!
Alebrije: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Roger: *more laughter*
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Legend Quest.
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