5.Dude, just wash your hands

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Piper McLean has updated her status:

Good Morning world! I am definetly not going to kill Jason.

Comments:

Jason: Why do u wanna kill meh Pipes?

Piper: It's too embarassing

Octavian: THE BIOTCH FOUND HIM CHEATING!

Leo: I don't believe you

Octavian: No one cares

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Octavian: He was cheating with Brick

Leo: Now I believe you.

Jason: Wow..  thnx leo.

Annabeth: Thank you Percy for the waffles

Nina Zenik: WAFFLES WITHOUT ME???????

Dirtyhands: Nina!! GET BACK HERE!! IF WE FAIL THIS I'LL LOSE 5 MILLION KRUGE!

Nina Zenik: But.. but.. the waffles

Dirtyhands: NO!

Nina Zenik: awww...

Inej Ghafa: *whispers to Nina* Did you get me any?

Nina Zenik: *whispers to Inej* DuH

Dirtyhands: You know I can read that right?

Nina and Inej: Uhhh...

Leo: Xcuse me Mister-

Dirtyhands: You're excused

Leo:... who are u?

Percy: Yeah, r u some random dude with some dirty hands? Dude.. Go wash 'em!

Dirtyhands: You don't know me?

Jason: No we don't

Dirtyhands: I am Kaz Brekker. Dirtyhands-

Percy: if u wash 'em u won't have that name?

Dirtyhands: *gives deadly glare* and Bastard of the Barrel

Leo:... ok?

Percy: Why are you calling yourself Bastard?

Jesper Fahey: *dies of laughter*

Leo: Who are YOU?

Jesper: Meet the awesomest, coolest and most charming sharpshooter... Me ✨️✨️

Piper: Why do I have the feeling these two are gonna be such good friends?

Leo: DUDE I AM THE AWESOMEST NOT YOU?

Jesper Fahey: *takes out guns* SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU

Leo: *bursts into flames* I AM NOT SCARED BIOTCH I'VE SEEN WORST.

*a few moments later*

Jesper Fahey: so.. we're just gonna blow it up?!

Leo: yep

Jesper Fahey: ..... YESHHH

Pastel: I definetly don't wanna know what u r planning.

Nicola: Who r u weird creeps?

Dirtyhands: We are the crows. And I have no idea what we are doing here

Inej Ghafa: I'm just gonna ignore the fact u called us creeps and weird...

Frank: So... you become crows for a living?

Dirtyhands: we're thieves. Criminals.

Annabeth: Ugh... thieves I hate 'em. Horrible. Ruin peoples' lives. Useless. Do nothing but bring ruination

Dirtyhands:You *********

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Inej Ghafa: yeah, you ***** ***** ***

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Nina Zenik: yeah, you ***** ***** ***

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Jesper Fahey:  you ***** ***** ***

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Matthias Helvar: Guys! Where are your manners?!

Dirtyhands: Shut up, Helvar.

Frank: *uncovers Hazel's eyes*

Pastel and Tiara: *uncover Nicola's eyes*

Percy: umm that was uhh disturbing...

Percy: Now... TIME FOR REVENGE ANNIE!

For any of you who know the Grishaverse or six of crows, comment your favourite character. Mine is Nina.

Nina : aww thanks

Also comment your Grisha powers. I am a heartrender.

Nina: MATCHY MATCHY

For any of you who don't... READ IT OR PUT IT ON YOUR TBR.

You can keep on reading. You will understand and I have no spoilers. Don't worry.

No MOURNERS

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