The Love Dodecahedron Duology (Book 1 + 2)

Chapter 11

Boomquifa scratched the bald spot on her head as she watched the Elizabreath angrily examine a bright magenta donut she had taken out of her armpit, completely disregarding the "No food or drink in the library" rule. She really was such an interesting specimen. The Elizabreath proceeded to sandwich the donut monstrosity between two rather large slices of cheese, consuming the sustenance through her eye sockets in a fit of gamer rage.

"I can inform thou on where to findeth more diamonds, if thou want."

The Elizabreath tilted her gorilla-esque head. Boomquifa had piqued her interest. She told the Elizabreath all about chunk spawn rates and the most likely biomes and depths to find diamonds in Minecraft.

After a couple hours of university level calculus and several bleeding eardrums as a result of Ms Baguette patrolling the proximity of the library, The Elizabreath had found a whopping mighty super doper loopy 2 diamonds (in the same cave).

"wOOO LESGO IM SO RICH. TAKE THAT U CRUSTY AHH BITCHLESS MOJANG"

"I-is thou not going to thanketh moi?" Boomquifa murmured, turning away and blushing slightly. She felt a heat rising to her head, making her cheeks all sticky icky with sweat.

However, the Elizabreath did not seem to hear this, as she was opening a new tab that was all to familiar to Boomquifa;

Boomquifa le gasped as she watched the Elizabreath's fat monkey hand guide the mouse cursor towards her 'Recently viewed' section. Out of all the extremely sus looking shirtless gay man manhuas, she had decided to click on perhaps the most egregious looking one. Boomquifa had more in common with the Elizabreath than she had previously estimated.

"W-what's t-thou's favourite BL?" she asked. Boomquifa's voice was soft and stuttered, but through the word BL, the Elizabreath had heard it.

"Gotta be TGCF," the Elizabreath replied, in her most bestest rizzful voice. She was NOT gonna pass up an opportunity to talk with another gay man enjoyer.

"I agree with thou's taste."

Boomquifa and the Elizabreath would then continue to talk about BL in the loudest possible voices, disturbing every Intelligente trying to study. Ms Baguette had given them multiple sponge-like glares, especially while they were discussing about the utter lack of shirtless gay men in their school. Totally rant- worthy. It was just rhidiculos. Their discussion continued until the library was about to close down, and Ms Baguette

had told everyone to leave, or they would be locked in the library and eaten by the rats. It was almost as if Boomquifa had felt... joy? Well, she was having fun, but it was something more than that. Could it be that... she was in love?

"I'm so joyous to hath found someone yond shares the same appreciation for BL as myself." Boomquifa said, warmly and sincerely.

"NAHHHH FR THOO. I can never find anyone who agrees that Hua Cheng hot asf."

Wait... did she say... Hua Cheng???? Boomquifa tried to stifle her emotions, but the words still escaped her lips.

"You sussy baka! T'is clear that Xie Lian is the more attractive male lead!"

"TF U SAYIN BITCH? WANNE REPEAT THAT? HUH???"

Boomquifa opened her crusty-lipped mouth to apologise, but no words came out. The silence in the air was heavier than Spartacus' mother after a 5-course meal. Boomquifa speed-walked away while doing the Orange Justice. What was this emotion she was feeling? It was airy, like an eyebrow pringle, yet it hung over her heart and thoughts like a multicoloured prehistoric fruit bat on a lamppost. There was no mistaking it now. She was in love with the Elizabreath.

Meanwhile, Clarence sat on her bed, about to click on the 69th episode of Skibidi toilet. Outside, Helga was searching for Noah's gf. Her devious plan was sure to make Noah, and in turn, her beloved Bry-Bry, jealous. Noah's gf blinked her horse poop brown, green, aquamarine, ruby, star orbs, pushing her long, luscious hair behind her petite shoulders. She saw Helga approaching her, on all fours.

"Did you get the message from Noah?"

Using her long, slender fingers with 10cm long crimson acrylic nails, Noah's gf checked her messenger app. And lo and behold, there was a notification from Noah.

'hey there, i think im gay'

Noah's gf released a sound not dissimilar to the Jashriek, only more piercing. Her beloved No-No wasn't straight??? She looked up, distraught, to see Helga's smirking face. Ugh. How could No-No ever fall for someone so unfashionable like that?

"I have an idea to get back at Noah"

This intrigued Noah's gf. "Go on..." Helga explained her plan, making Noah's gf recoil 21m backwards in disgust. She had to pretend to date Helga??!! But no matter how Noah's gf was repulsed by it, she had to admit, it was pretty logically sound (it wasnt). How could a mere Degeneratay come up with this? But even so, she went along with it. Time to tell everyone that she and Helga were now 'together'!