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MEGA MASHUP CHAPTERRRRRR, WE GET AS MANY INCORRECT QUOTES AND VINES UNTIL IT TAKES THE THINK TO NOT SAY ITS TOO SHORT WOOOOOO

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Yuuya: you always have to be positive!!

Yuuya: *falls down stairs*

Yuuya: ...wow, I sure got down those stairs fast!

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Yuuto: i'm gonna play a song that 8've been working on. it's called "my experience as the eldest brother of the yu-boys so far"

Yuuto: *inhales deeply*

Yuuto: *plays a chord*

Yuuto: *screams*

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Yuugo: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killed it in the duel arena!

Yuugo: Ha, just kidding. I have killed a man :3

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Kidnapper: I have your brother.

Yuuri: Which one??

Kidnapper: umm.. the quiet one?

Yuuri: Wrong, I have none of the sort.

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Yuuto: Alright Yuugo, time to go

Yuugo: No, I'm almost an adult, I do what I want.

Yuuto: ...One–

Yuugo: Alright wrap it up folks, gotta go

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Yuuya: You know what sucks?

Yuuri: Vacuums

Yuuya: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Yuuri: Black holes

Yuuya:

Yuuya: You know what isn't cool?

Yuuri: Lava

Yuuya: I swear there's a special place in hell reserved for you

Yuuri: yeah, it's called the throne 💅

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Yuugo: Can you teach me how to hoe?

Yuuri: rude.

Yuuri: *sips wine*

Yuuri: but yes

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Yuugo: I feel sad..

Yuuya: *popping out of a box* I have emotional jumper cables!!! I'll boost you, just attach them like sooo–

Yuugo: ...This is a hug.

Yuuya: Is it working?

Yuugo: ..Yes

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Yuuto: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?

Yuugo: *mumbles* 

Yuuto: What was that?

Yuuya: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies :(

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Yuugo: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Yuuri: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed :)

Yuugo:  

Yuuto: look at what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot

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Yuuya: Why are you standing on the sofa?

Yuugo: I wanted to see what would happen if I taped a knife to a Roomba.

Yuuya: Okay.. and?

Yuugo: I went to put the tape away and when I turned back around, it was.. gone. I haven't seen it since.

[A few minutes later]

Yuuri, walking into the room: Why are you both standing on the couch?

Yuuya: RUN AWAY YUURI, RUN AWAY!!!ITS OUT FOR BLOOD!!

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holy cheese and crackers that took longer to make than i initially anticipated it to, hope you all enjoyeddddd!!

Have a lovely day/night, darlings<3

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