22. Will's princely nose

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I_love_my_mommy

Will, this is creepy, man. Who added you to this group?

Will_the_devil

I got my specialist hack into it and add me.

I_pooped

Ew. What kind of prince are you?

Will_the_devil

Shut up, peasant.

What kind of username is that?

But then, what else could be expected from you...

I_pooped

-_-

FIGHT ME, ASSHAT!

Yes_you_suck

IS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Cereal_killer

WHO THE HECK IS WILL AGAIN?

I_pooped

LMAO. SEE ASHAT, YOU'RE THAT FORGETTABLE.

Will_the_devil

YOU SHOULD COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY PEASANT THAT I DIDN'T GET YOU ARRESTED AFTER THE DRAMA YOU IN ALICE'S PARTY.

Yes_you_suck

OH, RIGHT. I REMEMBER. SOPHIA WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS.

Cereal_killer

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, SHE SET AN EXAMPLE THAT DAY.

I_love_my_mommy

WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?

I_pooped

Nothing, Liam. That Alice girl kissed this asshat and I demanded for him to get her arrested, as soon as the media arrived there.

Will_the_devil

YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT!

I_pooped

OH, DIDN'T I? YOU HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU?

Yes_you_suck

YES! YOU GOT A GIRL ARRESTED EARLIER BECAUSE SHE KISSED YOU.

I_pooped

AND YOU WANTED ME TO BE ARRESTED BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO EAT MY SWEET LITTLE FOOD.

Cereal_killer

YES! WHY LEAVE ALICE THEN? WHY NOT ARREST HER?

Will_the_devil

BECAUSE ALICE IS DIFFERENT.

I_pooped

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Will_the_devil

ALICE IS ROYALTY. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND, PEASANT.

I_pooped

-_-

DON'T TEMPT ME TO KILL YOU FROM BEHIND THIS SCREEN.

Will_the_devil

OH, YEAH? GO AHEAD. I'LL PROBABLY THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEONS IF YOU COME WITHIN TEN FEET OF ME.

I_pooped

EW. TEN FEET IS TOO GENEROUS. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SHARE THE SAME EARTH WITH YOU.

Will_the_devil

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