jimin phat bunda
WWHandsome:
alr which fucker burnt the kitchen
j-dope:
ITS LITERALLY ON FIRE
HOW ARE U SO CALM
mochi:
IM TERRIFIED
SOMEONE GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
STUPID TAE THOUGHT HE COULD COOK W JOON OUT OF EVERYONE
j_kay:
HOW DID IT EVEN HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE
WWHandsome:
i went out to grab some meat
only to find this crap
I WAS GONE FOR 5 MINS
burgerking:
OMG HYUNG HELP
PLS
JOONIE HYUNG CANT DO SHIT
HES MAKING IT WORSE
yoongi:
if the kitchen is rlly on fire
why tf are yall on the gc TEXTING??
j-dope:
honestly no idea
i'm sure everything will be fine
burgerking:
HELLO? SOMEONE HELP
mochi:
IM OMW TAETAE JUST WAIT 4 ME
j_kay:
should i help?
WWHandsome:
OFC U WALNUT
EVERYTHINGS BURNING
joonie:
its calming down i think..
FUCK SPOKE TOO SOON
TAE WHY IS UR HAIR ON FIRE
burgerking:
MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
OMGOMGOMGOMG SEND HELP NOW
mochi:
THIS IS CRAZY
HOW DID THIS BOY END UP LIKE THIS
WWHandsome:
TAE STOP RUNNING AROUND AND FOCUS
j-dope:
atp our house is going to be burnt down
j_kay:
im packing up as we text
i ain't leaving nothing behind
yoongi:
i called the fire department
yall so useless i swear
burgerking:
HALF MY HAIR IS GONE
I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A BALD PATCH
j_kay:
lmao look?
u do
burgerking:
SHUT U P
joonie:
okay everything's gone bck to normal
thanks yoongs
j-dope:
we probably would've died if they hadn't come
WWHandsome:
this was wAY to hectic for a monday morning
yoongi:
tae and joon are officially banned from entering the kitchen
mochi:
that was already the rule coz of last time
j-dope:
damn
i just got goosebumps
burgerking:
:(
OKAY ASIDE FROM THE KITCHEN BEING OKAY
HOW IS EVERYONE GOING TO REACT TO MY HEAD BEING HALF BALD
j-dope:
honestly that's a u problem
j_kay:
how'd ur hair even get on fire in the first place?
mochi:
lmao i saw everything
joonie was trying to stop the fire by blowing it with the towel
but the fire only ended up getting worser and blowing towards tae
which eventually got caught onto his hair
burgerking:
THANKS HYUNG 😒
joonie:
sorry tae
i was panicking
WWHandsome:
no shit
no dinner for u both
j_kay:
LMAO SUCKS TO SUCK
burgerking:
SHUTUP JK
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mochi:
wait a second..
where was yoongi this whole time?
j-dope:
in his bed duh
WWHandsome:
no way that man was chilling while the house was burning
j_kay:
typical hyung lol
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a/n: omg.. it's been like idk how many years, but i just felt like writing smth even tho it ain't funny
but again srry for the VERY late updates,
hope u enjoyed reading!!
and thank u for over 200 reads!
see u in another 1-2 years lmao
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