[ new years bitches ]
new year new me #2 renamed the chat
whotfismakingthatnoiseat3am
new year new me #2:
why are u guys making so much noises at 3AM
hobihobi:
it's defo not me, and it's defo not yoongi
new year new me #2:
hobi why u awake and why can't it be yoongi?
hobihobi:
im awake coz of the noises
yoongi's sleeping rn
new year new me #2:
what r the noises? and why is yoongi sleeping
hobihobi:
???
first 2 questions i do not have an answer for
chimchim:
why y'all blowing up my phone at 3AM???
new year new me #2:
i can't sleep coz of whoever's making these noises
chimchim:
well it's defo not me and tae, we ain't home
new year new me #2:
and where r u?
hobihobi:
jin hyung, why u interrogating us
u a detective or smth
new year new me #2:
omg yes
new year new me #2 changed their name to detective jin
chimchim:
so creative
namjesus:
why is everyone awake?
hobihobi:
scroll up
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namjesus:
ohhhh, oof rip to hobi and jin hyung, i can't hear anything, where's kook?
chimchim:
in the bin, where he belongs
kookie:
that's not nice hyung
and im here, i was sleeping while this group chat became my new alarm
detective jin:
hmmmm
hobihobi:
jin's brain be calculating maths atp
detective jin:
the noise is getting louder and everyone seems to be busy sleeping or away..
SO WHO TF IS IT???
new year new me:
what is going on
hobihobi:
aint u w jimin?
and for the last time, scroll up and R E A D.
new year new me:
uhh okay
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oh lmao srry jin and hobi hyung, me and chim are working on a project rn, which is why there's so much noise
chimchim:
TAE OMG
detective jin:
IKNEWIT
kookie:
no u didn't hyung
hobihobi:
why u guys working on ur project at 3AM??
new year new me:
jimin here doesn't get out of his bed so i dragged him out at 1am
namjesus:
makes sense, but maybe u guys should run before jin hyung finds u both
chimchim:
this is why i never owned up tae..
jin hyung is gonna kill us
new year new me:
oh shit
detective jin:
oh shit indeed.
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yoongi:
what did i just wake up to, tf
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a/n: another useless boring chap, sorry
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