Adventures in the Elements

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Open on the Owl House living room. Luz is reading a pamphlet about Hexside, labeled 'Hexside Facts and Trivia.' It has a picture of Principal Bump on the back along with his quote, 'Education is the real magic.'

"King, listen to this!"

King is lying on Luz's stomach. "Hey! Less read-y, more scratchy!"

Luz sits up. "Sorry! Now that I'll be a student at Hexside, I wanna learn all about it! I've got a new crush, and her name is Education!"

King bites off a piece of the pamphlet. "Nyah!"

Eda kicks the front door open. "Hey, freeloaders! Guess what today is?"

"Is it your birthday?"

"Is it my birthday?"

"It's my birthday!"

"No!" Eda closes the front door. "It's human treasure day!"

Eda tosses the Portal Door into the air. It unfolds and opens. Owlbert flies through, dragging a giant sack. The sack tears when he flips it onto the floor, revealing a pile of human garbage. The door closes.

Eda hops onto the pile. "Ahh, fresh garbage."

"Ooo, gimme, gimme, gimme!" King pulls out a teddy bear. "Yes! Another worthy addition to my army of terror!" He pulls the string.

"I love cuddles and kisses!"

"Truly horrifying!"

"Yeah, people will be terrified of a stuffed toy that wants hugs and kisses," Kaito says sarcastically while looking at a basketball, a drum, and a game console.

"Yo, kid. Your trash pile's getting cold. While mine's getting hot!" Eda pulls out a wire clothes hanger. "I have never seen such an extravagant earring."

"You can have my trash. Whoa! Did you know that Hexside was built on the bones of its rival school? One it literally conquered!" Luz shows off the pamphlet, showing a picture of a much younger Principal Bump standing on various rival students, being cheered on by fellow Hexside students. The school burns behind them.

Eda is now wearing two clothing hangers as earrings and looking in a mirror. "Yes, I know all these things, I went there. It was the most harrowing period of my life." Eda looks at her reflection. "Oh, hello."

"Can you imagine it! Me, in the halls of Hexside, studying with Kaito and Willow and Gus and—maybe even Amity..." Luz suddenly recollects. "Amity! Oh cramity! We're supposed to meet so I can get my Azura book back!" She runs out, slams the door; reopens the door. "I love you guys!"

"And I love you, Lu—!"

Luz slams the door again.

"Aaah!"

"Eh, who needs her?"

"Yeah! This bear could be our new Luz." King pulls the string again.

"Being without you is just unbearable."

"No!" King throws New Guy. "You're unbearable!"

Cut to the market.

Luz is running and looking around. "Amity, Amity, Amity, Amity. Gotta find that—oh!" She sees the girl in question, wearing a new outfit. "There she is. Hey, Amity! Luz is finally here!"

Edric and Emira suddenly appear in front of Luz, surprising her.

"Hi, Luz!"

"Ah!" Luz falls on her back.

Edric and Emira laugh. Amity walks over.

"Edric! Emira! Stop bothering her!" Amity helps Luz up. "Sorry, Luz, they insisted on coming for some reason."

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