- Rafihna joins the group -
Douglas: Finally
Adriano: Brah
Dani: It's bruh adriano
Adriano: Idc for me its brah
Dani: Ok
Adriano: Don't ok me
Rafihna: Sorry guys again
Douglas: Why sorry?
Adriano: We need to be sorry for you giving a wrong number.
Rafihna: Dude it has to be 83 i didnt know someone has almost the number?
Dani: But she was hot
Douglas: Where's neymar?
Dani: Talking to that girl i guess
Adriano: He is with davi right now. But i bet he needs a mommy so he can make more children
Neymar: Dude shut the fuck up
Dani; He's aliveee!!
Neymar: I did talk to her but she didnt seemed interested
Dani: If she knows who you are she would.
Neymar: I don't know man
Douglas: We all need girlfriends
Dani: A one night stand would be nice but no girlfriends for me.
Adriano: Indeed were not hopeless like you darling
Neymar: Stop bullying him
Adriano: You are the biggest bully bro
Douglas: I just dont understand why i even talk to you guys
Dani: So leave
Douglas: Nah i'm fine here with my brasilian ladies
Adriano: I dont want you to leave douglas i need that ass
Dani: Gaaayy
Rafihna: What's the name of the girl again?
Neymar: Elena
Dani: Ask her for a booty pic
Adriano: Bro HAHAHAHAH
Douglas: Dani wtf
Neymar: Stupido
Dani: Well she has a beautiful face maybe she has a beautiful body idk Its possible bro
Neymar: And than what?
Dani: Then you bang her
Neymar: Through the phone? Stfu bruh
Adriano: It was an idea
Rafihna: Bad idea
Neymar: Why do i know you guys
Douglas: Finally someone that understand me
Dani: But you two will never find someone like us
Adriano: One in a milion
Dani: You mean two in a milion idiot
Adriano: No it isn't
Dani: Yes it is because we're one you know
Adriano: I'm not 50/50
Neymar: No you're an ass
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Fanfiction'If he didn't mistake the 83, you wouldn't know me at all.'