here, in this part and right now, i will make a reference to a book made by #ediblesnake.
man, that book was goofy as fuck.
Anyways, im going to watch pokeflix after this.
well, enjoy!
°°°
*the legendary pokemon made a groupchat that, well... was very chaotic... but who the fuck cares?.
anyways, lets see how its it going cause who dosenʼt like a little bit of gossip?*
Palkia: hey guys, can you help me with some advise?
Mew: In what?
Palkia:...
Suicune: Come on dude tell us
Palkia:... i have a crush Dialga and i want to ask her out.
Rayquaza:OOHH
Solgaleo:OHH
Zygarde: SO WE HAVE A LOVER BOY IN THIS CHAT
Palkia: Reply to<OOHH from rayquaza> SHUT the fuck up, its not like you dont simp for Deoxys
anyways
Rayquaza: I-
Zygarde: Wait
Zygarde: Ya know Dialga its this group chat, right?
Kyogre:oh uh
Palkia:Fuck-
Articuno: Donʼt worry, she dosenʼt use her phone that much, im sure she has it in donʼt disturb mode or something
Zapdos: Yeah, donʼt worry bro.
Mew: well, i say that you should buy her some chocolate, everyone loves chocolate!
Palkia: Yeah, but she told me one time that she dosenʼt like sweet things
Mew:...
Yveltal: Is Mew okay?
Zapdos: Bro i think Palkia broke her.
Lugia: what the fuck is happening here? i swear to good that i will yeet my phone if ya'll keep texting so fucking much.
Giritina:Ok WTF are ya'll yapping about
Rayquaza: Palkia has a crush on Dialga and wants to ask her out.
Giratina:
Palkia: why the fuck are you laughing?
Giratina: its the fact that a fucking bipedal lizard has a crush with a quadrupedal dragon without wings that still can FLOAT! YOU DONT SEE THAT SHIT EVERYWHERE DO YA?
Lugia: Since when did this groupchat become a motherfucking circus?
Zygarde:
Lugia: wtf
Ho-oh: What is happening here?
Zygarde: Palkia has a crush with Dialga.
Palkia:and could you please stop expreding that shit like its a FUCKING VIRUS?!
Ho-oh;...oh.
Rayquaza: Wait let me ping her.
Giratina:YESSS
Lugia:DO IT
Zygarde: THIS WILL BE SO MOTHERFUCKINGHILARIOUS DO IT
Palkia:DONT YOU FUCKING DARE YOU BITCH
Rayquaza:@Dialga*imagen a vine boom effect sound right now*
Palkia:NOOOOOOOOOOO
Giratina:im searching some popcorn
Palkia:SHUT UP
Dialga:Hey, did someone pinged me?
Rayquaza: It was me, and could you read our conversation with palkia?
Dialga: Ok?
Palkia: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Dialga:aawww, you wanted to hang out with me? i could love to!
Palkia: What the-
Dialga: maybe next week?
Palkia: uh... sure?
Dialga: okay, see you later then!
Palkia:....
Zygarde:
Solgaleo:Dude your lucky she is so dense
Lunala: Yeah
Palkia;...
Palkia;...Rayquaza.
Rayquaza:*sweating*
Palkia;...
Palkia: IM SO KILLING YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Rayquaza:OH SHIT-
Raikou: Guys, we are about to lose a soldier
send f to pay respect
Giratina: f
Kyogre:f
Yveltal:f
Zygarde:f
Zapdos:f
Articuno:f
Raikou:f
Raquaza: WAIT IM NOT DEAD GUYS
Xerneas:f
Jirachi:f
Manaphy:f
Reshiram:f
Zekrom:f
Victini:f
Mewtwo:f
Groudon:f
Tapukoko:f
Tapulele:f
Rayquaza:ARE SOME OF YA'LL REALLY JUST ENTERING THIS CHAT TO SAY "f"?
Rayquaza: wait...he's here-
Rayquaza: AH SHIT-
Victini: Wait
did we all just f more early than we were supposed to?
Jirachi: dont worry about it
Meanwhile, in the distortion world...
Giratina:So... Palkia has a crush on Dialga... well... it seems that i have a rival now... (this not going to be easy).
so... this is the end of this part, but i promise i will make more just for you!
goodbye!
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Pokemon (jojo) adventures.
HumorThis book is inspired by a creator that i dont remember the name, but i will tell later. this book is about pokemon ships and funny shit, hope you like it, cause i hate myself now. ships: Dialga x Palkia Giratina x ??? (unknown until i tell in the...
