i swear, this is my favorite ship, well, aslong as it is in a au were they arent brothers/sisters, that shit, but what i dont understand is that people like to make palkia female and dialga male, i mean, its their choice. but please, if someone can make a book about a ship of these two, dialga being female and palkia being male (even tho im literally making a book about this right now...)
anyways, enjoy!
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Cresselia: you are smiling, did something happen?
Giratina: canʼt i smile because i feel like it?
rayquaza: Palkia tripped and feel in the parking lot.
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Deoxys: Jirachi! help iʼm being kidnapped.
Jirachi:where are you?
Deoxys:iʼm with some stranger. in a car. help.
Jirachi:Iʼll call Rayquaza.
Rayquaza, answering his cell: Yʼello?
Jirachi:Whereʼs Deoxys? she texted me that she was being kidnapped.
Rayquaza:Deoxys? whaddya mean, sheʼs right next to me–
Rayquaza;....
Rayquaza:Iʼll call you back *hangs up*
Rayquaza:THE NEW HAIR CUT ISNʼT THAT BAD!
Deoxys:WHO ARE YOU?!
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Arceus:If we put groudon and kyogre in the same room, who could come out crying first?
Lugia:The room.
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Dialga: whatʼs a thot?
palkia: a thotghful person.
*at the dinner table*
Arceus:Hereʼs the salt, dialga.
Dialga:Thanks arceus! your such a thot.
darkrai:*spill out water*
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Zygarde: i need a six letter word for dissapointment.
Rayquaza: kyogre.
Zygarde:...
Zygarde:it fits.
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Ho-oh: ugh, this food is too hot!
Lugia:you are hot, and i still can eat you.
Celebi:i just want one dinner,ONE DINNER!
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Zapdos: what in the name of sanity, hace you got on your head?
Moltres:its a fez. i wear a fez now. fezzez are cool.
Articuno:*snapches the fez, trows it in the air*
mewtwo:*shootʼs it*
well,this is the end of this part.
hope you like it!
and i will be adding more ships with the time, so... just you wait!
goodbye!
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Pokemon (jojo) adventures.
HumorThis book is inspired by a creator that i dont remember the name, but i will tell later. this book is about pokemon ships and funny shit, hope you like it, cause i hate myself now. ships: Dialga x Palkia Giratina x ??? (unknown until i tell in the...
