PJO oneshots, smutshots, scenarios (maybe some quotes)

Meh, quotes part1

I have no more scenarios finished as of late so enjoy some shitty quotes

Solangelo: 

1

Nico di Angelo: I can explain.
Will Solace: Can you?
Nico di Angelo: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

2

Nico di Angelo, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Will Solace.
Will Solace: How did you do that without turning around?
Nico di Angelo: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

3

Nico di Angelo: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Will Solace: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

4

Nico di Angelo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Will Solace: Oh, I'm always running
Will Solace: The question is from what

5

Nico di Angelo: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Will Solace: Twelve, actually.
Nico di Angelo: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Will Solace: Yours!
Nico di Angelo: That's right: no one's.

6

Nico di Angelo: I turned out perfectly fine!
Will Solace: Nico di Angelo, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Nico di Angelo: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

7

Nico di Angelo: Okay, truth or dare?
Will Solace: Truth
Nico di Angelo: How many hours have you slept this week?
Will Solace:
Will Solace: ...Dare
Nico di Angelo: Go to bed.
Will Solace: I don't like this game.

8

Nico di Angelo: I prevented a murder today.
Will Solace: Really? How'd you do that?
Nico di Angelo: self control.

9

Nico di Angelo: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Will Solace: How can you still say that?
Nico di Angelo: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

10

Nico di Angelo: This is such a bad idea.
Will Solace: Then why are you coming along?
Nico di Angelo: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

11

Nico di Angelo: Am I going too far?
Will Solace: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

12

Nico di Angelo: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Will Solace: You? Magic? Nico di Angelo, it says talent show.

Percabeth:

1

Annabeth Chase: I have feelings for you.
Percy Jackson: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

2

Annabeth Chase: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Percy Jackson: Marry me.

3

Annabeth Chase: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Percy Jackson: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Annabeth Chase, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.