S:1 E:5 Harvest Moon Festival/ Southern Love New War pt 1

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Mixxie: all I'm saying you can put a chosen something more less rap.

Logan: don't you literally have a ringtone that sounds like it came from Dracula.

She was silent about it

Logan: thought so

Back to the phone

Logan:(On phone) you've reached Mr Maverick if you have pleasure on your mind, press one. If you want me to beat the shit out of BlitzO, press two-

BlitzØ:(over the phone) why would you put that for your second?!

Logan: I'm not going to lie, you definitely do need an ass whooping from time to time, so what you want?

BlitzØ:(over the phone)do you always talk to your boss like that?

Logan: back then I was My Own Boss, now things change so what is it Blitz what do you need?

BlitzØ:(over the phone) you guys want to visit the Wrath ring or some Harvest Moon bullshit this year

Millie then gets all excited and pops up

Millie: the Harvest moon Festival! Yee fucking haw!

I then look over to the calendar and that day is the day of the blood moon as well and it got me all worried cuz I might change

Logan: well Millie is excited, but I don't think I'm going to go.

BlitzØ:(over the phone) why? Oh wait you're talking about your blood moon rage werewolf form aren't you?

I stay silent about it until I said

Logan: Yes.

BlitzØ: oh don't worry we'll bring the girls, and we'll also chain you down if you get all blood frenzy okay then you won't have to worry come on Logan it'll be fun.

I think for a moment then I look at the girls giving me the eyes cuz they don't want to go without me so I know thought eh fuck it it's a risk I'm going to take

Logan: okay I'll go-

Everyone cheers in excitement but then I say

Logan: but if I go mad, you knock me out as soon as possible and chain me in a barn until it's over?

BlitzØ:(over the phone)okay don't worry we're already on top of it.

I then notice it sounded kind of like an echo

Logan: Blitz where are you? it sounds like you're going through a tunnel.

Me and my fucking mouth as he drops down from the top of the ceiling

BlitzØ: hi.

Logan: should've guessed.

Mixxie: are you really that surprised at this point?

Logan: no I thought he would learn his lesson when I stuck him in the basement.

We each took different cars to go Blitz took half the girls in his van while I had Verosika,Tex,Cy and Marcy in my car, I also didn't know what to wear today so I picked jeans black boots a purple button-up shirt and a good black leather jacket, we then get to Millie's parents Farm as Blitzs van pulls up and stops as my car was behind him we see two imps one Hefty looking one and one thicc one that represents Millie must be her mother, really quickly gets out of the van and and hugs her dad

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