Here's the second chapter.
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Louis : Where ma bitches at?
Zayn : Well hello to you too Lou
Louis : What's up zayn babe.
Zayn : Yeah im fine. How are you?
Louis : Horny as always you see
Zayn : isn't it a bit obvious? Grow up lou you're almost 30 this year. -_-
Louis : comes from the person who fucks his wife every night and at every possible place
Zayn : aye we don't fuck every night.
Louis : Yeah Yeah and I don't have a very fuckable ass.
Liam : hey what's up lou ?
Liam : and aren't you at work zee?!
Zayn : Yeah I am just messin around
Louis : what a fuckin badass lol
Liam : -_-
Louis : anyways guys when are you both free? I want to meet my buddies.
Zayn : aww lou wants to meet us
Liam : aww
Louis : who the fuck is even talking about you both.
Louis : im talking about chaddie and zy babe.
Liam : well that was pretty rude.
Zayn : I knoww
Louis : whatever bitches. Malik you gotta fuck that hairy ass every night. Continue doin that
Zayn : hey! How do ya knw he has a hairy ass ?!
Liam : the fuck zayn. And shit up Lewis
Louis : tis louie get that?!
Liam : whateva lewis
Zayn : see he's smart. The ball is in malik's court
Louis : what even! This was my time you dimwits. Let me speak . Stop shaming me.
Liam : okay speak
Zayn : yeah blurt it
Louis : so as I was saying I want to meet my 2 favourite god sons in the world!!
Zayn : you only have 2 god sons lou -_-
Liam : that is not happening. You ended up teaching Chad what is rimming?!Zayn : how does he even know the meaning of rimming?
Louis : I just told him that it is feeling good by using tongue. I swer it was just that.
Liam : you are the worst uncle ever
Zayn : true
Louis : yada yada yoda yada yoda yoda yada
Liam : im serious lou
Louis : fine I wont do that. But I need to meet one more person ;)
Zayn : no no no don't even
Liam : am I the only person who does not knw?! Tell me the hell.
Zayn : louis basically wants a good fuck or two from our neighbour *_*
Louis : bang bang into the room!!!
Liam : you mean harry or his room mate neil?
Louis : harry styles duhh. And the other one is niall not neil you bimbo
Liam : yeah but the niall guy is also a cutie.
Zayn : aye what the fuck. You need some good pounding tonight
Liam : yasss babyyyy
Louis : Horny fuckers. Hypocrisy!!!
Liam : we need to set him up with that pole
Louis : ayeee taller boys is my kink ;)
Zayn : seriously a pole xD
Liam : hahahha
Zayn : it feels like we are in college all over again.
Liam : and remember when Zayn proposed me .
Louis : Yeah I totally remember. He was being all chicken shit at first.
Liam : aww my baby
Zayn : hehehe
Liam : I miss you. Come home soon!! ;)
Zayn : ya baby can't wait :) :) x o
Louis : what the fuck is going on?!
Louis : well I guess I need to leave before you sext each other while im here.
Zayn : Ahhh uggh uhhh ohh
Liam : oh shut up haha
Louis : HOLY MOTHER OF 9 INCH BANANAS! !!
Zayn : what?
Liam : what?
Louis : I FUCKIN FOUND HARRY S INSTA. and I'm so dming him
Louis : so byee fuckers. See you soon
Zayn : bye
Liam : byee :)
Liam : and zayn do your work
Zayn : sure babe :/ byee I love ya
Liam : bye I love you too xx
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Notre Demeure (Boyxboy) (ziam)
FanfictionThe one where Zayn and Liam are married. Have two beautiful kids together and a good ol' best friend. A fluff book. Tackles with the daily life of a same sex family. And contains a lot of cute stuff and occasional smut. It's a first attempt. Your r...