Deux

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Here's the second chapter.



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Louis : Where ma bitches at?

Zayn : Well hello to you too Lou

Louis : What's up zayn babe.

Zayn : Yeah im fine. How are you?

Louis : Horny as always you see

Zayn : isn't it a bit obvious? Grow up lou you're almost 30 this year. -_-

Louis : comes from the person who fucks his wife every night and at every possible place

Zayn : aye we don't fuck every night.

Louis : Yeah Yeah and I don't have a very fuckable ass.

Liam : hey what's up lou ?

Liam : and aren't you at work zee?!

Zayn : Yeah I am just messin around

Louis : what a fuckin badass lol

Liam : -_-

Louis : anyways guys when are you both free? I want to meet my buddies.

Zayn : aww lou wants to meet us

Liam : aww

Louis : who the fuck is even talking about you both.

Louis : im talking about chaddie and zy babe.

Liam : well that was pretty rude.

Zayn : I knoww

Louis : whatever bitches. Malik you gotta fuck that hairy ass every night. Continue doin that

Zayn : hey! How do ya knw he has a hairy ass ?!

Liam : the fuck zayn. And shit up Lewis

Louis : tis louie get that?!

Liam : whateva lewis

Zayn : see he's smart. The ball is in malik's court

Louis : what even! This was my time you dimwits. Let me speak . Stop shaming me.

Liam : okay speak

Zayn : yeah blurt it

Louis : so as I was saying I want to meet my 2 favourite god sons in the world!!

Zayn : you only have 2 god sons lou -_-
Liam : that is not happening. You ended up teaching Chad what is rimming?!

Zayn : how does he even know the meaning of rimming?

Louis : I just told him that it is feeling good by using tongue. I swer it was just that.

Liam : you are the worst uncle ever

Zayn : true

Louis : yada yada yoda yada yoda yoda yada

Liam : im serious lou

Louis : fine I wont do that. But I need to meet one more person ;)

Zayn : no no no don't even

Liam : am I the only person who does not knw?! Tell me the hell.

Zayn : louis basically wants a good fuck or two from our neighbour *_*

Louis : bang bang into the room!!!

Liam : you mean harry or his room mate neil?

Louis : harry styles duhh. And the other one is niall not neil you bimbo

Liam : yeah but the niall guy is also a cutie.

Zayn : aye what the fuck. You need some good pounding tonight

Liam : yasss babyyyy

Louis : Horny fuckers. Hypocrisy!!!

Liam : we need to set him up with that pole

Louis : ayeee taller boys is my kink ;)

Zayn : seriously a pole xD

Liam : hahahha

Zayn : it feels like we are in college all over again.

Liam : and remember when Zayn proposed me .

Louis : Yeah I totally remember. He was being all chicken shit at first.

Liam : aww my baby

Zayn : hehehe

Liam : I miss you. Come home soon!! ;)

Zayn : ya baby can't wait :) :) x o

Louis : what the fuck is going on?!

Louis : well I guess I need to leave before you sext each other while im here.

Zayn : Ahhh uggh uhhh ohh

Liam : oh shut up haha

Louis : HOLY MOTHER OF 9 INCH BANANAS! !!

Zayn : what?

Liam : what?

Louis : I FUCKIN FOUND HARRY S INSTA. and I'm so dming him

Louis : so byee fuckers. See you soon

Zayn : bye

Liam : byee :)

Liam : and zayn do your work

Zayn : sure babe :/ byee I love ya

Liam : bye I love you too xx



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