a very hellsing christmas special

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(This is a Christmas special and a filler chapter)

Ghost: merry christmas everyone! Today were reacting to a very hellsing christmas special!

Union (Y/n): wait is it hellsing abridged?

Ghost: yep! So lets start!

A long time ago in a big house near london...lived a mother hen and servants three, everything was oddly normal this time of year

Union (Y/n): wow......to think i never thought i would see the day ren is walter in this universe

Ren: is that a bad thing?

Union (Y/n):.......yep

Then one night a certain magical character visited them, changing their lives forever

Adrian: time to traumatize kids even though union (Y/n)'s kids are 3 months old

Union (Y/n): what the hell!

Winter can be seen sleeping until she heard a gunshot and woke up

Winter: what was that!? Are we under attack!? Status report! STATUS REPORT!

winter opens the lights to see (Y/n) sitting in his chair with a gun in his hand and he sighs

(Y/n): before you start...

Winter: jesus christ!

(Y/n): okay! Before...you...start!

The screen changes to santa claus dead with a hole in his head

Winter: HOLY SHIT!

(Y/n): Would you care for me to explain?!

Winter: OH YES (Y/N)! I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY YOU SHOT AND KILLED FATHER CHRISTMAS!

(Y/n): he startled me

Winter: HE STARLED YOU!?

(Y/n): he...startled...me!

Winter: oh well i guess he should apologize!

(Y/n): well, its going to be kind of hard, cause...eh you know i shot him

Winter: brilliant! So what are we suppose to do!?

(Y/n): *grunts* well! I guess i have to save christmas

Winter: *groans*

(Y/n): yup. No other options

Winter: how about ANY, other option? ANY AT ALL!?

(Y/n): no use trying to put the brakes on this! Its going down

Winter deadpans at this

Winter: you planned this

(Y/n): what?

Winter: you planned this! I know you did

(Y/n): psh- you honestly dont trust me!?

The door slams open with ruby wearing an elf costume

Ruby: MASTER! the sleigh has been secured! Unfortunately vixen died but...oh...

Winter starts to get angry at (Y/n)

(Y/n): you wont believe how cheap that elf costume was!

Winter: FFFFFFFF-

(Y/n): i stole it!

Winter: (YYYY/-

(Y/n): LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!

And so...(Y/n) claus and his little helper visited many houses that night until (Y/n) got bored, and kind of wandered off

THE END

(Y/N): MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAHAHAHAHA!

The screen closes

Ghost: so? How was the christmas special?

Everyone was silent and ruby was traumatized knowing santa claus was killed

Ruby: santa is dead...

Union (Y/n): uh oh we just traumatized ruby, what have you done ghost!

Ghost: I dont know! *off screen* merry christmas everyone!

Everyone except ruby: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

(Word count: 491)

(Merry christmas everyone hope ya'll have a good holiday)

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