(Cuphead and Elder Kettle are walking together, having done some grocery shopping when they see Bendy and Co boarding up their house)
Cuphead: "What's uh, what am I looking at here?"
Audrey: "Oh hey boys. Well, Bendy decided that-"
Bendy: "We're Santa-proofing the house, obviously! And you should be too!"
Cuphead: "Wait, isn't the point to want Santa to come?"
Bendy: "Why would I want a stranger to break into my house and raid my fridge? It's bad enough when Sammy does it!"
Cuphead: "Ok when you put that way I can see why but he gives you presents! I think that makes it fair."
Bendy: "We do not accept bribes in this house! We're better than that." (puts his hands on his hips)
Elder Kettle: "...really fumbled explaining Santa, huh?"
Audrey: "Yeah, we're still working on the whole 'everything is out to get me' mentality."
Bendy: "You'll see Mr. Man, it starts with your food, and before you know it, he's taking your pancreas!"
Elder Kettle: "...who the hell showed him Garden of BanBan?!"
Audrey: (points to Alice)
Alice: "I thought it'd be funny. And I was right." (smirks)
(Boris is on the roof, plugging up the chimney, dodging a thrown hammer from Sammy, who's drunk off ink.)
Boris: "Eurgh- BENDY! Sammy's too drunk to be up here! Can I get some sober help?"
Sammy: (wasted off his ass) "Can you get some soba hell- can I get a mufferfucking amen??" (falls off the roof) "WOOOOOOOOO"
Bendy: "No one help him. It's the only way he'll learn."
(This little debacle is cut off by Wooly running into Bendy at terminal velocity and screaming)
Wooly: "I DON'T WANNA DIE-HI!!!"
Bendy: "What in the ink machine is going on here?"
Ivan: "Amanda wants to kill Wooly but Wooly doesn't wanna die on Christmas and here we are."
Wooly: "Bendy! You're good at beating people up! Can you make Amanda not want to kill me?"
Bendy: "Hmmm well I'm kinda in the middle of something...."
Wooly: "If you do it I'll get you Heelys."
Bendy: "AUDIBLE GASP! You've got yourself a deal sheep boy!"
Elder Kettle: "Did he just say 'audible gasp'-"
(Right on cue, Demon-Amanda is getting closer, giving Bendy time to transform into Ink Bendy)
Ink Bendy: "Alright Dame, a brawl in the snow how bout it!" (lunges at her)
Ivan: "Well that's happening. So what are you guys doing?"
Boris: "Santa-proofing the house. Wanna help?"
Ivan: "Will I be paid?"
Boris: "If you consider ink filled balloons to throw at Monika payment, then yes."
Ivan: "Make it neon green ink and I'm sold."
Boris: "Where am I supposed to find neon green ink?!"
Ivan: "That's your problem buddy. I've just gotta Santa-proof your house."
To be continued...
A/N: Make sure to leave any questions or dares in the comments for our debut in February!
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