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Drabble #3

Bendy: "There right there!"

Bendy: (points at Narrator) "Look at that tanned, well tended skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin."

Bendy: "Oh, please, he's gay. Totally gay!"

Amanda: "I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate. A totally straight expatriate."

Amanda: "This guy's not gay. I say not gay!"

All: "That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume. That a man who wears perfume. Is automatically, radically fae?"

Edith: "But look at his coiffed and crispy locks."

Bendy: "Look at his silk translucent socks."

Flowey: "There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seein'"

Monika: "What are we seein'?"

Flowey: "Is he gay?"

Bendy: "Of course he's gay!"

Flowey: "Or European?"

All: "Ohhhh"

(they all proceed to discretely follow Narrator around and spy on him)

All: "Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European?"

Fate: "Well, hey, don't look at me!"

Monika: "You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports."

All: "In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!"

All: "Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. They both say things like "Ciao, Bella" While they kiss you on both cheeks."

Amanda: "Oh, please."

All: "Gay or European? So many shades of gray"

Bendy: "Depending on the time of day the French go either way." (points to Misfortune)

Misfortune: "I'm from Sweden you fuck!"

All: "Is he gay or European, or--?"

Freddy: "There, right there! Look at that condescending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work. That is a metro, hetero jerk. That guy's not gay, I say, no way!"

All: "That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume?"

Monika: "Is automatically, radically..."

Bendy: "Ironically, chronically..."

Fate: "Certainly, flirtingly..."

Gaster: "Genetically, medically..."

All: "Gay, offically gay! Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay..."

Narrator: (kisses Curator's hand)

All: "Damn it!"

All: "Gay or European?"

Amanda: "So stylish and relaxed..."

All: "Is he gay or European?"

Fate: "I think his chest is waxed."

Monika: (tearing her hair out) "But they bring their boys up different there, it's culturally diverse! It's not a fashion curse-"

All: "If he wears a kilt or bears a purse!"

All: "Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code."

Fate: "Yeah, his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed."

All: "Huh. Gay or European? So many shades of gray."

Fate: "But if he turns out gay, I'm free at eight on Saturday."

All: "Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-"

Zagreus: (pops out of nowhere) "Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy. I have an idea I'd like to try."

Bendy: "The floor is yours."

Zagreus: "So, Mr. The Narrator. This alleged affair with the Curator has been going on for...?"

Narrator: "Two years."

Zagreus: "And your first name again is...?"

Narrator: "The."

Zagreus: "And your boyfriend's name is...?"

Narrator: "Stanley."

(Audible gasps)

Narrator: "I-I, sorry! I misunderstand! You say "boyfriend", I thought you say "best friend". Stanley is my best friend."

Stanley: "You bastard!"

(Dramatic sting)

Stanley: "You lying bastard!"

(Dramatic sting part 2)

Stanley: "That's it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a big announcement!"

Stanley: "This man is gay and European!"

All: "Waow!"

Stanley: "And neither is disgrace!"

Stanley: "You gotta stop your bein' a completely closet case!"

Stanley: "It's me, not her he's seein'. No matter what he say. I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way!"

Stanley: "You are so gay, you big parfait. You flaming one man cabaret!"

Narrator: "I'm straight!"

Stanley: "You were not yesterday."

Stanley: "So if I may, I'm proud to say-"

Stanley: "He's gay!"

All: "And European!"

Stanley: "He's gay!"

All: "And European! And gay!"

Narrator: "FINE OKAY I'M GAY!"

All: "HOORAY!!"

A/N: Make sure to leave any questions or dares in the comments!