Author: There was once a girl (lets call her CJ for now) named CJ who lived in the faraway land of Dubai. She just woke up (literally)
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and dashed to her phone, knowing that despite having checked her Weverse notifications at 5 am and having nothing a member would upload when she's asleep. darn her bad luck.
CJ: (Pops out of nowhere) And as expected. HELL HAD GONE DOWN TWO HRS AGO. HELL. LITERAL MFING HELL.
Author: CALM DOWN CJ DONT SWEAR.(shoves her away) (Ahem). She opened Weverse with shaking hands and saw Taehyungs post. And freaked out. Threw a huge tantrum to herself before remembering she has to update their military countdowns in her phone. When she was about to do that Pinterest came across her path. It screamed at her to check it but she refused. Knowing it would hold dark secrets she wasn't ready for.
After updating the military countdowns and throwing another inner tantrum she finally opened Pinterest. And what she saw? Scarred her for the next few years considering she had just woken up.
CJ: (comes out of nowhere again, pushing the author away and shoving her phone in your face) LIKE WTF IS THIS I JUST WOKE UP BRUV ITS 10 AM?
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE OF THIS HUH?! WHAT TF?! TAEKOOK VIDEO CALLING. SHIRTLESS?! WTH U GUYS SAVE ME.
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