See, Kars from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures is actually an amazing character, so I, of course, push head canons onto him (with the help of a friend named Camille). Let me list a few, if you don't mind;
1.He is a wine aunt. A sassy, violent, wine aunt. You might be asking, "oh, but he's a man!" WELL, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT, BUT..HE'S MOMMY, NOT DADDY. I mean, have you s e e n him? Those milkers are bigger than my mom's.
2.Despite his completely toxic personality and lack of genuine care for anybody in the show, he can kind of turn into animals. And that means we can headcanon very stupid OOC things. For example; childcare worker that uses his powers to (reluctantly) entertain children. And that's what I want, so..my apologies for ruining him already.
3.HE CAN HAVE A HARSH RIVALRY WITH LISA LISA (or Elizabeth, for those of you that are cultured and, haha.."sane"). DID Y'ALL SEE HOW THEY WERE BOTH BEING SO PROUD OF WAMUU AND JOSEPH RESPECTIVELY?!! We can turn this into something. They want their nephews to win the battle to the death, and continuously assume that theirs has won, even when the battle still hasn't ended. They're not supportive, really; they just want to crush the other. Wine aunt behavior, I say!
4.So, Wamuu and Joseph are both younger than Kars, which makes the whole age thing easily manipulated. Despite Lisa Lisa being younger than Wamuu, but that can just be modified, since this is just a stupid telenovela plot. Actually, I could use this-
5.Uhm, this isn't even, haha, a list item. I'm just gonna go now, and hope that nobody notices this.. well, that shouldn't. Bye bye, you goofs! (affectionately)
