Seek: It's November!!! It's almost Christmas!!!
Figure: You mean Thanksgiving?
Seek: No, it's 1 month before Christmas!!
Figure: I know. It's so far away.
Seek: Let's go shopping for lights, ornaments, a Christmas tree, a garland, a wreath, the star to the top of the tree, wrapping paper, hats, mittens, and-
Figure: Let's take it slowly. We'll get them! We don't need to rush like that.
Seek: *GASP*
Seek: Okay...
Figure: Let's go to the Super Duper Extremely Duper Store.
Seek: Sure!!
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Seek: Let's get these candy canes to put around the sidewalk. Let's grab this 6 foot Christmas tree.
Figure: Don't you mean get my 6 foot d!ck?
Seek: WHAT DA FUCK, FIGURE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Figure: JUST KIDDING!!!
Seek: YOU CAN'T BE TALKING LIKE THAT!!! SCREECH IS HERE!!!
Screech: Hello, Figure. Can you suck my d!ck??
Figure: Your d!ck is too small. It's only, like, 0.5 centimeters! Mine is 19,000,000 feet.
Seek: FIGURE!!!
Screech: Whoa!! I want my d!ck that long! Or even longer!!
Seek: *grabs Screech away from Figure*
Seek: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
Figure: HAHAHA!!!!
Seek: THEY DON'T HAVE THE SNOWFLAKE LIGHTS!!!
Figure: Then let's get these icicle lights.
Seek: Okay, that's fine with me.
Screech: Can we get a d!ck?
Seek: SHUT UP SON OF A-
Screech: Shove your d!ck into my ass!!
Figure: SURE!!!
Seek: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screech: LMAOOOOOOO
Seek: SON OF A BITCH!!
Seek: Oh...wait...
Seek: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Figure: I'll carry Screech this time.
Seek: HELL NAW!! I'LL CARRY HIM!!!
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Eevee: UwU
Pikachu: OwO
Eevee: ;-;
Pikachu: XD
Eevee: :3
Pikachu: :)
Eevee: >:)
Pikachu: O_O
Eevee: >:O
Pikachu: :-(
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BanBan: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NabNab: WHAT?!!
BanBan: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
NabNab: ;-;
BanBan: I love you!
NabNab: *heavy breathing*
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Seek: *moaning*
Figure: *panting heavily*
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Screech: Eyes.
Eyes: Yes?
Screech: UwU
Eyes: ara~
Screech: *nosebleed*
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I don't know how to be confusing...
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RandomRequests are avaliable all the time! Also, this has Doors fanart, Rainbow Friends, Poppy Playtime and Garten of BanBan. I' will just add some of my stuff here. If you haven't read "You're My Sunshine - ♥ Seek x Figure ♥" I suggest you read it. You...