I'm Trying to Confuse You!! XD

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Seek: It's November!!! It's almost Christmas!!!

Figure: You mean Thanksgiving?

Seek: No, it's 1 month before Christmas!!

Figure: I know. It's so far away.

Seek: Let's go shopping for lights, ornaments, a Christmas tree, a garland, a wreath, the star to the top of the tree, wrapping paper, hats, mittens, and-

Figure: Let's take it slowly. We'll get them! We don't need to rush like that.

Seek: *GASP*

Seek: Okay...

Figure: Let's go to the Super Duper Extremely Duper Store.

Seek: Sure!!

-------Later-------

Seek: Let's get these candy canes to put around the sidewalk. Let's grab this 6 foot Christmas tree.

Figure: Don't you mean get my 6 foot d!ck?

Seek: WHAT DA FUCK, FIGURE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Figure: JUST KIDDING!!!

Seek: YOU CAN'T BE TALKING LIKE THAT!!! SCREECH IS HERE!!!

Screech: Hello, Figure. Can you suck my d!ck??

Figure: Your d!ck is too small. It's only, like, 0.5 centimeters! Mine is 19,000,000 feet.

Seek: FIGURE!!!

Screech: Whoa!! I want my d!ck that long! Or even longer!!

Seek: *grabs Screech away from Figure*

Seek: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

Figure: HAHAHA!!!!

Seek: THEY DON'T HAVE THE SNOWFLAKE LIGHTS!!!

Figure: Then let's get these icicle lights.

Seek: Okay, that's fine with me.

Screech: Can we get a d!ck?

Seek: SHUT UP SON OF A-

Screech: Shove your d!ck into my ass!!

Figure: SURE!!!

Seek: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screech: LMAOOOOOOO

Seek: SON OF A BITCH!!

Seek: Oh...wait...

Seek: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Figure: I'll carry Screech this time. 

Seek: HELL NAW!! I'LL CARRY HIM!!!

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Eevee: UwU

Pikachu: OwO

Eevee: ;-;

Pikachu: XD

Eevee: :3

Pikachu: :)

Eevee: >:)

Pikachu: O_O

Eevee: >:O

Pikachu: :-(

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BanBan: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NabNab: WHAT?!!

BanBan: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

NabNab: ;-;

BanBan: I love you!

NabNab: *heavy breathing*

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Seek: *moaning*

Figure: *panting heavily*

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Screech: Eyes.

Eyes: Yes?

Screech: UwU

Eyes: ara~

Screech: *nosebleed*

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I don't know how to be confusing...


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