random fandom [COMPLETED]

I'm Being Random Here

Halt: Hey, black man.

Screech: 'Sup, black?

Figure: I love ya black. 

Seek: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BLACK!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO RACIST!!

Halt and Screech: *laughing their asses off*

Seek: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THAT'S SOME RACISM HERE!

Figure: *tries to not laugh*

Seek: Can't this guy get equal rights here?!

Screech: H-h-HAHAHA!!! NOOO!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Seek: I'm gonna get revenge...

Seek: Hey guys, I'm black! Lmao!

Figure: Now you're being racist to yourself, Seek.

Halt: H-H-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Screech: B--BRO- C-CALLS HIMSELF BLACK!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!1!1!!!!11!!!!1!

Seek: And you, Screech, aren't YOU also black? It's a relationship with you and me. 

Screech: W-WAIT! I AM?!?!!!!

Halt: Come to think of it, Screech, I see that you're black. Can you see him black, Figure?

Figure: I'm blind, mother-

Halt: And you're RED!

Figure: That's racist!

Seek: Halt, you're Captain Underpants!

Halt: WHATATATATAA?!!!

Seek: You're wearing underpants now!

Halt: Well, you're wearing them, too!!!

*Silence comes in the room*

Silence: 'Sup, guys! Hello, Seek! How's it going!

Seek: Silence, I have a question. 

Silence: Uh...sure??

Seek: Am I black?

Silence: Seek. Don't you know that's racist? 

Seek: Tell me, Silence. Am I black?

Halt: Bozo!!!!

Silence: Greed can help with that? 

Seek: Sure.

*Greed comes in*

Seek: YO, GREED, AM I BLACK?!

Greed: I have no eyes, squid brain. 

*Depth comes in*

Seek: DEPTH! AM I BLACK?!

Depth: OF COURSE YOU ARE, SEEK!

Seek: *starts to stomp on Depth*

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Red: Say 'ara,' Purple.

Purple: Say, what the fuck, Red?

Red: Say it if you love Orange.

Orange: *doing puppy eyes*

Purple: *sighs*

Purple: Fine.

Red: Also, wear this cat tail. Plus these cat ears.

Purple: *puts them on*

Red: Now say it. 

Purple: Ara...

Red: Say it cringe!

Purple: Ara~

Orange and Red: *gets nosebleed*

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Figure: Remember how we met, Seek?

Seek: DON'T REMIND ME.

Figure: You were alone that time and-

Seek: Stop, Figure.

Figure: Then I went to you-

Seek: SHUT UP-

Figure: I pulled you pants and undies off-

Seek: MOTHERFUCKER-

Figure: And I fucked you.

Seek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Boyfriend: What's up, my love?

Girlfriend: I love you~

Boyfriend: UwU

Girlfriend: EW, GET AWAY FROM ME I'MA DATE THAT SEEK MONSTER INSTEAD-

Boyfriend: *runs off crying*

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(This is security breach!)

Freddy: Say, Chica...

Chica: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

Freddy: I want to compliment you.

Chica: REALLY?! :D

Freddy: You're fat and ugly. All you want is pizza. 

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Amanda: Wooly, want to play with me?

Wooly: NO! YOU'RE TOO UGLY!

Amanda: ;-;

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Seek: Yo, Figure! I'ma send a nuclear bomb over to the Rainbow Friends!

Figure: DO IT, SEEK!

*BAM!!*

Red: AAAAAAAA!!!!

*Orange dies*

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Sundrop: Wanna kiss me, Moondrop?

Moondrop: HELL NO!!

Sundrop: LET'S KISS!

Moondrop: AAAAAAAA!!!

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Halt: What's your lucky number?

Seek: 4.

Figure: 4.

Jack: 9.

Hide: 8.

Screech: 13.

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(Alright I finished homework :D)