Guys, you know accidents happen all the time, right? But not this this time. So my little brother, Richard, got hurt at the park, and I'm going to explain it.
Richard: I'm going down this big slide!
Me: Okay.
Random kid: MOVE IT! *pushes Richard*
Richard: *hits head on slide hardly*
Richard: *crying*
Me: HEY, YOU. WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY LITTLE BROTHER, YOU BITCH??!!!!
Random kid: Wait, he's your brother?
Me: YES, ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!
Random kid: I'm sorry!
Me: I accept your apology, and maybe you should apologize to my little bro.
Random kid: I-I'm sorry!!!
Me: say his name, Richard.
Random kid: I'm sorry, Richard!
Everyone else: RICHARD! ARE YOU OKAY!
Richard: *stays hidden*
Me: Alright, since you apologized, I have a reward.
Random kid: YEA?! *excited*
Me: Let's do sex now.
Random kid: HELL NAW *runs away*
me: *thinking* I was joking...
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