Changing their One Direction

Being dragged out of the the house isn't all ways THAT bad!

I dragged my self upstairs to get ready, I pulled on my favourite jeans (pale blue with faded patches and fashion tears at the knees) and my matching shirt (dark blue and red checks with and red and white roll up sleeves) I looked again at my beloved One Direction posters I'd put in my wardrobe for safe keeping (not to mention to keep them away from Abi, who was slightly obsessed) as I slipped on my decathlon pumps. 

About half an hour later, I heard the beep of a car horn. Knowing it was Beth and Abi, I grabbed my coat, because it had decided to snow IN JUNE!!! I locked up the house, and we set off to Abi's most dreaded place, but mine and Beth's favourite. Meadowhall.

All the way there Abi complained about two things

(1) she was sat in the back

(2) she didn't want to go, to which me and Beth had told her it was tough because she'd been out voted 2:1.

When we finally got there we were amazed to see how empty it was, especially for a Saturday afternoon when its usually packed full to the point even I get fed up! No other cars were there, apart from the staff cars. Other then that there was just one huge coach.

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"what the fu-..." I said before I was RUDLEY interrupted by Beth and Abi who put a better ending to my sentence then I was gunna say.

" FUDGE" they both shouted. I should probably explain that I'm on a swearing ban from Abi and Beth.

"Oh yeah, sorry" I apologised then got out of the car, as I did so, I noticed that something was different with it and then it clicked. It was a totally new car! Instead of the yellow inbetweeners car that should be there, there was a carrot orange Lamborghini. 

How did they afford this without me, along with their rent and food shopping ect? ( I suppose I should mention the fact that Beth and Abi live together, and I will be moving in with them in just over months now. I'm so excited!)

" ERRRRMMMMM where's Bert??" I asked, confused. (Bert is short for Albert which is what we called the yellow car)

"Oh, don't worry he's fine." said Beth, looking slightly shifty

"Yeah, don't panick, you'll see him agin soon" with Beth and Abi's reassurance I left it at that.

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Once we were inside, and out of that awful snow, we went straight to Abi's personal favourite shop; Primark. She only likes the guys section, and some of the girls.

I must admitt it is one of my favourite shops to go to, just because its cheap. Me and Beth dragged her straight to the make up and used her as a tester (she didn't like that!) and then the dress section, oh god, her face when we picked out that dress. (Abi hates anything girly especially dresses, make up and pink) It was pink and white it was a gorgeous cut it had a sweetheart neckline which would make her almost non-existant boobs look amazing, and it came to about half way down her calf. When she tried it on I forced her to buy it for my party, which was only a few weeks away!

Then we were off to my all time favourite shop, which I knew Beth liked for the same reasons as me.

(1) it was designer

(2) everything made her boobs look amazing!

Abi, of course, liked it for the fact that they sold hoodies, jeans, and trackie bottoms.

We were in the Hollister/Jack Wills combo shop, it was brand new and to make it even better they had a HUGE sale on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can it get any better? I asked my self.

The first thing on my list of clothes that I needed, not wanted, needed, was a navy blue dress with with bright pink flowers on, and to go with it, a thin dark brown plated belt with matching shoes and hair accessories which should have been £150 but only came to £75.

I was really happy about that, so I bought two pairs of jeans, one skinny and one baggy, which only came to £20 for both. So with even more money left then I'd anticipated, I picked up a pair of trackie bottoms at £10 (total bargin as any hollister shopper knows) a T-shirt and a hoodie, all from tthe womans section. I paid for the £125s worth of clothes, and Abi and Beth did the same.

Then Abi complianed because all the hoodies in the Womans section were 'horrible', so we went into the male section of Jack Wills.

Abi saw her perfect hoodie, it was royal blue with 'Jack Wills' written in a lighter shade of blue on the back, and Beth found the same hoodie, just with a zip and in purple, so while they paid for theirs I went to find a hoodie for myself.

That's when i saw it the last one, and I loved it, it was deep purple with ' Jack Wills' wrote in white on the front, it had no zip, and was exactly my size. As I picked it up, so did someone else. At first I thought it was Abi or Beth trying to annoy me, but when I looked up it was...

LIAM FLIPPIN' PAYNE!!!!!

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In surprise, I let go of the jumper, and Liam went flying across the shop, straight into NIALL HORAN who fell into ZAYN MALIK who fell into HARRY STYLES who I expected to fall into Louis, but he just stepped to the side and let poor Harry fall straight into the shelves, and it was like watching dominos fall down as the shelves fell back into one other.

I quickly picked up the jumper and helped liam up, who started to help Niall up, while Louis helped up Harry and Zayn.

Then we all looked at the shelves.

"Oops!" we all chorused together.

"Well, for once it wasn't Abi destroying somethin'..." I muttered.

They looked at me, eyebrows raised.

I waved my hand dismissively, they would know if they met her.

"I'm gonna pay for this and then go, care to join me?"

"Erm, yeah, I'm Zayn by the way"

"Zayn, mate, seriously, now's not the time!" Louis reminded him, then he turned to me 

"Yeah, sure we'll come."

After I paid, I shouted Abi and Beth. Abi skidded round the corner with Beth hot on her heels.

She spotted me, tapping my foot, stood in front of the collapsed shelves.

"IT WASN'T ME!"