Tobi is a Good Boy!
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Kakashi's POV
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These kids...
"HEY YOU FWEAKING FVCKEW!! GIMME MY SANDWICH BACK OR I'LL POOP ON YOU!!"
"NOOOOO, UN!!! ITS MINE YEAH!"
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY. TOBI IS A GOOD BOY." ^_____^
"Hn. Shut up Tobi. You awe not a good boy. You awe an idiwot."
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....will be the death of me.
I sighed and looked at the time. 7 pm. Yet these small bastards are still bouncing balls of energy. I looked at Hidan who was still cussing like an idiot while tugging little Dei-chan's hair.
Itachi, reading an encyclopedia.
Kisame watching the Vampire Diaries.
Kakuzu trying to open Sakura's piggy bank.
Zetsu singing with an ear-breaking voice.
Sasori putting twigs together to make a puppet.
Konan drawing Pein.
And Pein drawing Konan..
I smirked behind my mask. No one will ever suspect that they're the Akatsuki. The organization of merciless, criminals are now in the bodies of their 6-year old selves. I think they should stay like this. Its safer.
Yawning,I walked towards the couch and sat beside baby Tobi who only looked at me, silently. I raised an eyebrow at the lollipop.
He tilted his head a little to the side.
"Kashi-senpai.. Tobi is a good boy?"
Fck. So cute.
I gave him a smile (as if he could she it anyway) and messed up his short black hair. Hmm... I wonder why he's wearing a mask??
[Naruto: The same reason why YOU are wearing one, Kaka-sensei!!!! Believe it!!! (=^-ω-^=)]
=____=++ Naruto, get out of here!
Anyway,
"Yes, Tobi. You are a good boy. Actually, of all the kids here, you show the most pleasing attitude."
He giggled and hugged me. Aww...
Soon enough, I could feel the other kids' glare at me. Tsk.
"Hihihi... Kaka-senpai! Tobi is sleepy." I patted his back (yeah, like a father would to his son) and said,
"Then sleep."
He nodded. I, on the other hand, yawned once more and fell asleep...
ZzzZzzzzZzzz........
The moment I opened my eyes, I saw Tobi gone. Hm...
I went to the kitchen and grabbed a glass of water. But there, sitting on the counter, Tobi giggled while reading......
O_____O!!!!!
WHAT THE HECK??!?!?!?!!!
"T-T-Tobi.... put that down...."
He looked at me with a questioning look and asked, "Why, Kaka-senpai?? Tobi thinks to is enjoying this book!"
My eyes twitched.
HE'S ENJOYING ICHA-ICHA PARADISE?!?!??
I am so proud! (*^▽^*)
I think Tobi really is my son!
"Good boy Tobi! Good boy!" I clapped and that was when Itachi came into the room.
When he saw what Tobi was reading, he raised an eyebrow at us.
"Tobi?"
"Yes??" ^____^
"Awe you aware that you're reading that book upside-down? And, I assume that you do know that's for perverts, wight?"
Tobi giggled. "Hihihi.....what's a pervert?" (^.^ )
I face-palmed.
"And Kakashi-nii?"
I looked at the little Uchiha boy.
"Yeah?"
"You're a hopeless pervert." =___=
Itachi Uchiha........ =_____=+++
You really are genius even as a kid.
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