In the title
Cover made by me
Small trigger warning ⚠︎ if u consider my terrible humor of wanting to die and killing urself and small vent in one of the chapters forgot which one and if u get triggered by mentions of dr1nk1ng problems, stress, and a...
(Alright so I know where I left off isn't a reasonable place to have you guys on a cliffhanger but I just had to post something so I'm sorry n e ways onto pt. 3)
Kyle: cmon Cartman it's an easy choice
Cartman: for the last time I don't know
Diana: hold on let me see... Cartman this is what happens once you lose EVERYTHING
Cartman: what the fuck
Diana: now this is what happens when you actually get a better future
Diana: and in this future he even gets a wife and has children
Cartman: thats me?!
Diana: yep!
Kyle: I don't believe that he is a jew in the future
Diana: he is a jew in the future, but you also get with somebody and have children
Kyle: do I have children of my own or not
Diana: I don't know if you adopt or if you get them through surrogacy sooo...
Kyle: um okay but who is the person I have the children with
Diana: I'm gonna give you a hint it's one of the guys in this gc
Kyle: WHAT?!
Creek: is it who we think it is
Diana: maybe...
Kyle: TWEEK, CRAIG WHO IS IT?!
Diana: alright next hint he's not in these next ships dip, creek, gregstophe, brimmas, bunny, tyde
Kyle: IT'S STAN?!
Diana: yes
Stan: I just threw up
Bendy: don't you throw up when you like someone
Stan: fuck
Diana: me while waiting for ✨style✨ to ship:
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