Ride the Cyclone Stuff

Incorrect Quotes 9

Mischa: Respect my trans homies or I'm going to identify as a fucking problem.

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Noel: I have one brain cell that bounces around my brain like the DVD screensaver, and when it hits the corner, it generates a coherent thought.

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Constance: But what about Penny?

Ricky: They'll be fine. I once saw her fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their cupcake like nothing had happened.

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Ricky: Slash gamemode creative.

Constance: Ricky, this isn't Min-

Ricky: *starts levitating*

Constance: WHAT THE SHI-

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*out grocery shopping*

Noel: *takes a free sample twice*

Noel: Robbery and fraud. I truly am a rebel.

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Penny: I am 39 Cheetos tall.

Ocean: Why...are you measuring your height with Cheetos?

Ricky: Because we're out of Doritos.

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Penny, hands clasped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Ocean: Really? I wanna see!

Penny: *opens hands to reveal nothing there* ...hm.

Noel: ...Where's the spider.

Penny: *looks troubled and looks at her hands*

Ocean: Oh no.

Noel: PENNY, WHERE'S THE SPIDER.

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Mischa: Noel...you've been cuddling me for over hour now.

Noel: *muffled* mm hmmm. :)

Mischa: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you look to adorable.

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Mischa: It's about time I get my life in order.

Ocean, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, last night, he got drunk and tried to fight a racoon.

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Ocean: Oh shoot!

Ocean: Excuse my vulgarity.

Constance: I'll allow it.