*at a sleepover*
Ocean: My mom is calling… hi mom.
Constance: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom.
Noel: *loud fake sexual noises*
Mischa: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Ricky: *is asleep*Penny: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.
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Noel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Mischa: Hey.
Penny: Hi.
Constance: Hello.
Ocean: Hey!
Noel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ricky: We were out of Doritos.
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Ricky, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true, WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Ocean: What’s it like being tall? Is it nice? Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Mischa: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Noel: Come on, that was one time!
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Ricky, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Ricky, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Ricky: Somebody moved my M&M's, and if I don't find them in the next 15 minutes, I am going to start killing.
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Penny: Good morning!
Mischa: Is it? Is it really?
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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.
Ricky: Which one? I have six.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Ricky: Which one? I have six.
Ocean, distantly: HEY!!!
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*Mischa rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Ocean: What's going on?
Noel: Mischa wouldn't drink water.
Ocean: ...And?
Noel: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.
Mischa, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
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Constance: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Ricky: Voldemort?
Constance: No.
Ricky: Is it Voldemort?
Constance: It's not Voldemort.
Ricky: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
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Mischa: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
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Ride the Cyclone Stuff
FanfictionChatfics, incorrect quotes, headcanons, and a bunch more :) also some slight nischa so what