Ricky: I tried to copy and paste the longest sentence ever made onto here, but NOOOOooooOOO, Google has to crash when I copy and paste a 13,955 word sentence!!!
Ricky: FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!
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Mischa: Shotgun!
Ocean: But you had it on the way here- WOAH!
Mischa, holding a shotgun: No, I found a shotgun!
Mischa: And I want the front seat. *cocks gun*
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Noel: Mischa is playing hard to get.
Noel: Unlucky for him, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Constance: I hate taking off my glasses because without them, my vision goes from 8K to buffering at 240p and I can't handle that.
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Noel: If I say "I love you", will you say it back?
Mischa: Yes.
Noel: I love you.
Mischa: It back.
Noel: ...
*a few minutes later*
Penny: Why is Noel crying face-down on the floor?
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Ricky, having a mental breakdown: Am I a man, or am I a muppet???
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Noel: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest forms of love in the world.
Penny: Unless you're home alone.
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Mischa: Is there anything more painful than heartbreak?
Karnak: A pair of headphones that works only on one side.
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Noel: This is how I enter the afterlife.
Noel: *bursts through door* WASSUP FUCKERS!
Ocean: Why do you have my phone?
Noel: FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!
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Ocean: Wake me up...
Constance: Before you go-go!
Ricky: When September ends...
Mischa: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Ride the Cyclone Stuff
FanfictionChatfics, incorrect quotes, headcanons, and a bunch more :) also some slight nischa so what
