The Twin goddesses were talking behind closed doors, leaving their champions waiting behind said doors.
Thane:(plays with Scythe)
Thane: So, was the healing thing your blessing or god blood?
Lilly: How did you stop my spear from phasing?
Thane: I possessed it. Now you.
Lilly:....
Lilly: A little of both.
Thane: Huh...
Thane: So who banged your mom?
Lilly: Phrase it like that again and I'll gut you!
Thane: You're so touchy.
Scythe of Death: GJDSRYUJSAA!
Thane: I wonder what else you can do... Maybe magic?
He slams the scythe against the floor to try and turn Lilly into a bear, but instead, the pole of the weapon splits in half and goes down the blade and spreading several strings.
It was now a harp.
Thane: Oh man, do I have to learn to play this? Along with how to use a farming tool as a weapon?
Thane: Oh well...
He goes to try and pluck one of the strings, but the two goddesses interrupt by entering the corridor.
Azrei: We've talked things out.
Jorey: No more need for fighting. Just kiss and make up, so we may all continue you with our semi-family partnership.
Thane: Why Semi?
Jorey: Because of you.
Thane:....
Thane: Fair enough.
Thane:(turns to Lilly) I'm sorry.
Lilly:....
Lilly:(rolls eyes) I'm sorry.
Jorey: The kiss?
Thane: Oh, you literally meant "kiss and make up"?
Azrei: I don't think they have to kiss-
Jorey: Prove you're sorry! Kiss!
Thane: On the lips?
Lilly: On my ass.
Jorey: Lilly...
Lilly:(sigh)
She kissed Thane on the cheek with great dismay. Thane repeated the gesture.
Jorey: Dawww~
Thane: Your mom is weird.
Lilly: Don't I know it...
(Opening Theme)
Thane was in the basement with Medina. The Champion of Death was there to practice more with his new god weapon.
His goddess, Azrei told him three things about the weapon.
It can bend and stretch.
It can consume the souls of whoever Thane deems has disrespected Azrei's will.
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Champion Of Death
FantasySeven Gods created this world. Those Seven Gods also rule this world and its people. Maintaining peace together in the city of Ome'Alf atop a volcano inside their castle, they lead humanity, they guard them, and care for them as they are worshipped...
