My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff

The kids all scream.

Mika, Miles, Chapa, and Bose:(In unison)"We gotta find out what's behind that door! We're not gonna rest till we do!"

Ray:(To the kids)"I'll give you one thing: You are incredibly tenacious! Your tenacity is commendable, yet misguided!"

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Female Jesse

Reuben:(Oinking)

Jesse:"A joke? Heck yeah I'd like to hear a joke."

Reuben:(Oinking)

Jesse:"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah."

Reuben:(Oinking)

Jesse:"Ha ha! Oh man, that is good. Little risque but real good. Oh, you slay me buddy."

Later

Jesse:"Behold, my enchanted diamond hoe!"

Reuben laughs.

I think Reuben is into dirty humor since his joke was a little risque. Risque means slightly indecent and liable to shock, especially by being sexually suggestive. And Reuben laughed at Jesse saying "Hoe" which also means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual or relationships. That's one cheeky, dirty pig.

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Barbie

Ken:(About him and Barbie)"It's always Barbie and Ken! Barbie is number one and I'm number two! I am tired of being number two! Number two stinks!"

Me:(Giggling)"Number two stinks..."

Ken:"Oh, grow up!"

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Season 1

Episode 6

A Portal To Mystery

Jesse:"He had a white pumpkin for a head!"

Ivor:"White pumpkin? No such thing as white pumpkins!"

Me:"Are too!"

Later

Dan:"And there's no such thing as white pumpkins!"

Stampy Cat:"Tell that to the white pumpkins hanging all over the place!"

White pumpkin is a general descriptor used to define several different varieties including Ghost pumpkins, Full Moon pumpkins, Luminas, Valenciano, Silver Moon, and Casper pumpkins.

In our garden, we grow white pumpkins. I want to carve one but my grandma doesn't want to carve them because they're not for carving. My grandma thinks they're beautiful. Well she wouldn't think they're beautiful if she sees the White Pumpkin mask! Especially when it's ripped. Though she might think the glowstone ones are pretty. I know I do.

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Me:(Seeing an animal)"Aw! That animal is so cute!"

Every Boy In The World:(To me)"Would you stop being such a girl?!"

Me:"NEVER!"

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Season 1

Episode 1

Chapter 1

Olivia:"We can't win for losing!"

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After Chapa meets Bose's stepsister Poopsie.

Chapa:"And that girl's your sister?"